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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Pollock - (noun) One of those tiny tubs of milk served on trains enabling you to carry them safely to your compartment where you can spill the contents all over your legs in comfort.
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The journey was for the most part uneventful.
No terrorists hijacked the bus.
The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel,
nor did he become lost.
No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman
to be seen.
A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights,
but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly
tossed them off.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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National "Feeling A Bit Sorry For Yourself" Day
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