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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Risp - (noun) A species of highly intelligent grass, it lives in colonies of a single stalk, and lies down when you try to mow it, popping up again a moment later.
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He never did realise his ambition to drive a Rolls
Royce into a swimming pool, but he did once steer
his Morris Minor through a rather large puddle on
his way to a pub gig in Penge.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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Labour Party Symposium on Poverty, Hotel Ca Coute Tres Cher, Seychelles.
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