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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
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"Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Swend - (noun) The single bristle that sticks out sideways on a cheap paintbrush.
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The journey was for the most part uneventful.
No terrorists hijacked the bus.
The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel,
nor did he become lost.
No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman
to be seen.
A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights,
but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly
tossed them off.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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