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Your
prospects
today are
Promising
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"We've got what it takes to take what you've got."
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- The Inland Revenue
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Scrabster - (noun) One of those dogs which has it off on your leg during tea.
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"God's wife? I didn't know that God had a
wife." And I didn't.
I knew that every dog had its day and that trouble
shared was a trouble halved and I even knew that if
you take two mobile phones, call one of them with
the other, then place the two of them ten
inches apart on a table with a raw egg between
them, the egg will be cooked in less than twenty
minutes.*
But I never knew that God had a wife.
*This is true.
You can try it yourself if you don't believe me.
It's a very expensive way to cook an egg, but it's
one of the reasons why I don't own a mobile phone.
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Robert Rankin - Waiting For Godalming
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Dalai Lama born today in 1921, 1856, 1764, 1687 and 1599.
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