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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"First we had wisdom, then we had knowledge, but now we have information."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Brompton - (noun) When you are convinced you are about to blow off with a resounding trumpeting noise in a public place and all that actually slips out is a tiny 'pfpt', you are said to have committed a brompton.
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The journey was for the most part uneventful.
No terrorists hijacked the bus.
The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel,
nor did he become lost.
No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman
to be seen.
A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights,
but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly
tossed them off.
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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St. Alban's Day patron saint of St. Alban's
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