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Song For Jiffy Condoms

Song For Jiffy Condoms
Joel

Put a little Jiffy
on his little stiffy
put on a little Jiffy
when the bloke comes in.

Or he'll be a daddy
or you'll be a mummy
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When the bloke comes in

  

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