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Thursday
28
March
2024


The Seven Great Stocks

1. Fruit
2. Kitchen Utensil
3. Mollusc
4. Fish
5. Organ
6. Luggage
7. Cheese

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8. Title

The 13 Lesser Stocks


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"According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist."


Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Furfle - (verb) The impossible business of trying to keep your farts down to a reasonable level of decibels when in a lavatory in easy listening distance of lots of other people.


I've always been fond of root crops, but I only started to grow last summer. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose.

I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is you'll agree a certain je ne ses quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot.

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St. Neot's Day
St. Neot (after whom the town in Huntingdonshire was named) was a dwarf who was made a saint for the miracle he performed, which was that of bringing back to life two fried fish which someone had thrown down a well.

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