Pooclub Gets A Makeover

You can't polish a turd.

Well, that's what they say. But what do they know? They obviously haven't yet seen the new look, super, boffo, shinier-than-a-stream-of-piss, poopages which you're just in the process of discovering.

And doesn't it look great? All the links that you need for pooclub are in a nice, easy to read menu down the left hand side of each poopage. And I think you'll agree that the whole facia now looks yipperty doodle dandy, spruced and chipper, and just generally pretty damn fine and excellent.

And what about this editorial thing? What a fabulous new feature this is. On this page you will be guaranteed to find wise words, sound advice and intelligent opinions on a vast variety of subjects. Or a pile of old tosh on a totally irrelevent matter.

And that's the beauty of it - you'll have no idea what our ramblings are until you visit the page. It is not our intention to update the editorial every day. We will probably have new stuff to say two or three times a week.

So, if you have something to say that you'd like to see featured in the editorial, please send it to mike@shite.org and we'll squeeze it in wherever we've got a slot.

Poo on.

Mike 3 Dec 2001

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