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Vegetable Of The Year
We are delighted to present to you pooclub's Vegetable Of The Year: Jerusalem Artichoke. This is the vegetable that best represents pooclub this year and helps see us through those difficult times when one feels tempted to say something sensible, truthful or interesting.
The roll of honour:
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Twat Of The Year
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