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Thursday 20 June 2013
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St. Grimsby's Day
patron saint of fish gutting

The Meaning Of Liff
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FRANT (n.)
Measure. The legal minimum distance between two trains on the District and Circle line of the London Underground. A frant, which must be not less than 122 chains (or 8 leagues) long, is not connected in any way with the adjective 'frantic' which comes to us by a completely different route (as indeed do the trains).

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Until 1857, it was legal for British husbands to sell their wives. The going rate was £3,000 (£223,000 in today’s money).




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Things That Aren't Cheese
(Jemma)

Things that aren't cheese 
Don't really please; 
Not salty or filling, 
Just boring, like peas. 


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