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Tuesday 22 January 2019
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It's a Lucky Day!
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Poochoonz nominations are now closed.  The choonmeisterís verdict is due to be delivered.
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The Meaning Of Liff
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ARDSCULL (n.)
Excuse made by rural Welsh hairdresser for deep wounds inflicted on your scalp in an attempt to rectify whatever it was that induced the ardscalpsie (q.v.).

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Poem Of The Day
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A Tribute To Christopher Reeve
(Kate)

Oh Superman, oh Superman,
Oh super, super man.
Oh hunky man, oh hunky man,
Oh lovely fine young man.

Donít go near that horse, though,
Donít go near that horse.

Oh dangerous man, oh scary man,
Oh hurtling-towards-disaster man.
Clippety
Clippety
Clo . . .

AAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Wee-wah goes the ambulance.

Bad horsey.

Nice doctor.

Oh fliddy man, oh fliddy man,
Oh canít move any more man,
Oh totally fucked man,
Oh life-is-over man.

Canít get out of that chair now,
Canít get up.

Oh dribbly man, Oh dribbly man,
Oh piss yourself and shit yourself man,
Spazzily,
Spazzily,
Spa . . .

Bleurgh.

Oh Superman, oh Superman,
Not so super now are you?

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