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Tuesday 19 March 2024
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Today's Pope
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Ian
Lent day number: 30 - see http://pooclub.shite.org/pope
The Meaning Of Liff
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KELLING (participial vb.)
A person searching for something, who has reached the futile stage of re-looking i all the places they have looked once already, is said to be kelling.
Poem Of The Day
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Morning
(Joel)
Hatstand, thumbtack, mustard, foot
Eggplant cheese string, cowslip soot
Earwax blackbean woggles, scone
Wigwam marmite Women's Own
Wish wash garbage verbal shit
How my life is full of it
Snap warble hubcap lamp
Belgium arse niggle stamp
Drivel juicy bagel bott
Bag of spanners, baby snot
Moggy hair muesli oh my god!
Sense is lost, custard, ken dodd
Four lined poem only hope
Basketweaver telescope
Fondue
Pot-pourri
Spoke too soon
Silly me
Ash lime amputee
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