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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 9181 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from stuff@pooclub.com because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Monday 15 September 2025 ------------------------ Second day of papal visit to lavatory. All Poochonz nominations should be submitted. It is now time for the choonmeister to deliberate over this month’s offerings. http://pooclub.pbwiki.com/Poochoonz The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- KALAMI (n.) The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road-maps properly. Poem Of The Day --------------- Large Breasts (Kate) As I lie here in my bed, Thoughts of breasts fly through my head, And through my head the breast thought flits, Until my head is filled with tits. Breasts are lovely, lovely things, Round and juicy, fit for Kings, With nipples firm and cleavage deep, I dream about them while I sleep... A thousand breasts above my bed, Hovering above my head, Big and bouncy, firm and pert, With me they do pout and flirt. A million breasts, with smiling faces, In my drawers, and other places, Filling up my room with love, A million breasts from up above. A trillion breasts, it's getting hot, I try to move but I cannot, The tits are great, but there's too many! I need to move! To spend a penny! I wake up wet and filled with hate, I'm soaked in piss and don't feel great, Those bloody tit dreams I abhor, I don't like large breasts any more. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) pooclub@shite.org pooclub admin
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