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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 9341 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from stuff@pooclub.com because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Sunday 22 February 2026 ----------------------- Poochoonz nominations are now closed. The choonmeister’s verdict is due to be delivered. http://pooclub.pbwiki.com/Poochoonz The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- SEATTLE (vb.) To make a noise like a train going along. Poem Of The Day --------------- Everybody Think About Me! (Kate) There are certain things you simply should not Picture in your head, Like Pauline Quirk in her underwear, Or the Queen and Prince Philip in bed. Or men from a planet like Mars or the Moon, Having a rave in your shed. Or Esther Rantzen having a shag, With a dwarf tossing bald man called Fred. Or Mike in a bra with a man called Hose On a beach in Brazil eating bread. But certain things you kind of know, They're plain for all to see, Like just how nice I really am, And how everyone should think about me! Oh wonderful me! Fantabulous me! What a beautious creature am I! What better elation, than sweet contemplation Of me, I'm so lovely You'll cry! Just picture my face, and you'll feel your pulse race, See my body you'll feel something squelch, With my fabulous legs and my trim little ass, And my tits which are like Raquel Welsh. Just close your tired eyes, And remember my thighs, They're as lovely as lovely can be, Yes why waste your time even reading this rhyme, When you could sit there and think about me? So put down your work stuff And put up your feet And give your tired brain cells A lovely big treat, 1...2...3.... EVERYBODY THINK ABOUT ME!!! Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) pooclub@shite.org pooclub admin
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