More Poems Than You Can Piss At

Shite Space proudly presents two spanking new top quality anthologies of low grade poetry.

In Thoughts Of Breasts Kate discusses the pros and cons of large breasts, offers some unusual praise for the humble house fly and laments about how bad it is when you hit thirty. There is also the opportunity for some audience interaction in which the reader is invited to offer their ideal ending to an unfinished poem.

Mike's anthology When The Chips Are Down tackles the difficult issue of sexual repulsion in the elderly, and also raises an important point in environment matters with an informative poem on trees. He also offers some fine words on two subjects which have always been close to the public's heart - chips and soap operas.

Brian's Fuck Puts Pooclub In Pole Position

Pooclub's already embarrassingly bulging trophy cabinet looks set to go under even more strain as the club has been nominated for this year's Foulmouth Forum awards. The selection panel has been particularly impressed with Pooclub's wide range of hard core profanities and imaginitive usage of mild expletives with which the club has been able to describe some pretty vile concepts.

Whilst up against some stiff competition from Arsechat and Gibberwank, experts believe that Brian's recently demonstrated ability to span a single usage of the word "fuck" across four separate emails could just clinch the title for Pooclub. Weather

Today it will be warm.

Have you read the latest Editorial by Mike Naked Women Showering On TV Posted: Friday 21 December Feeling nostalgic? Browse the Editorial Back Catalogue

"Points Of View" Convention, BBC Studios (from 2:30pm) Featuring Barry Took impersonation pagent and Anne Robinson wink-alike competition. Weather: Today it will be Warm.

Today is a good day to quibble over something petty and a bad day to creosote the garden fence.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: Spam Poo.

Poodate: 9206

It is a "Mediocre" day for pooclub.