Naked Women Showering On TV

Now, we all like watching women having a shower, don't we?

It doesn't matter what your viewpoint is or what her orientation is within the shower, with a selection of arse, muff or knockers you know you're going to see something.

But not so on the telly. For time immemorial, the naked woman in the shower has been used to advertise a variety of soaps, shampoos and general body washes, but not once do we ever get to see any of the interesting bits.

Why is that?

How come in every single shower ad the cameraman completely misses the parts that we really want to see. Furthermore how does he do this. If I were given a camcorder to record a woman having a shower I'd have a right job trying to do it without catching a glimpse of furry minge, wobbly breast or arse crack. And that's assuming I'd be stupid enough to try and film it like that.

So, what's going on? Is it the same cameraman every single time and he's just completely incompetant? Or do they actually use a special breed of woman that hasn't got any naughty bits?

This has puzzled me for such a long time and I think I'm now due some answers. Any ideas, anyone?

Mike 21 Dec 2001

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