Poonames And Saturdays

What's in a name? Well, quite a lot if you're a pooclubber, because our members now get a completely new name - every day! That's right, every member who subscribes to the pooclubbers prospects group not only gets their daily prospects but also gets a daily pooname!

The poonames are assigned to us by the Great Stocks who use their wisdom to select the most appropriate name for us each day. You can treat poonames just like any other names, that is you can call people by their poonames, you can sign your name with your pooname, or you can totally ignore them and use names like cunt and wanker as normal instead.

There is also a very special treat for pooclubbers who make the effort to pop into the club on Saturdays. Pooclub usually winds down over the weekend, members choosing to spend a couple of days in their country chat forums to rejuvenate for a solid 5 days poo from Monday to Friday.

But for those who get to stay in the poocity at the weekend it's now worth nipping into pooclub briefly because there is a special link in the pooclub calendar which only appears on Saturdays. This link will lead you to a page of profound wisdom and will make up for the shortage of poomails for you to read. Pooclubbers of course are under no obligation to attend pooclub at weekends, but if you're in the vicinity it's worth a quick glance at this new page.

The Shape Of The World Today

Our sister site "Stuff Today" has finally started to tackle the "timezones" problem which has caused difficulties for most people who visit the site from outside the U.K. In an audacious 2 stage plan, Stuff Today intends to implement a solution which will solve the problem, not only for its own web page but for all pages everywhere. For full details see: timezones.

Fat And Felching

Our other sister site "Shitespace" has asked us to mention the publication of two fine new poems by Kate. Entitled "Fat" and "Felching Mr. Atkinson" the pieces deal with two important issues which are increasingly faced by women today. The poems can currently be found on Shitespace's front page: shitespace.

Weather

Today it will be warm.

Have you read the latest Editorial by Mike Never Eat Anything That Doesn't Begin With 'C' Posted: Monday 11 February Feeling nostalgic? Browse the Editorial Back Catalogue

"Points Of View" Convention, BBC Studios (from 2:30pm) Featuring Barry Took impersonation pagent and Anne Robinson wink-alike competition. Weather: Today it will be Warm.

Today is a good day to quibble over something petty and a bad day to creosote the garden fence.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: Spam Poo.

Poodate: 9206

It is a "Mediocre" day for pooclub.