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Not Near My House

March has been a particularly exciting month for pooclub for we have spawned yet another spinoff. "Not Near My House" is a gripping play-by-mail worldwide hide and seek game which enjoyed a brief spell on the pooboard before moving out into the real world.

The success of the game meant that if it were allowed to remain in the club, pooclubbers would be inundated with a greatly increased number of messages which would be of no interest to those who did not wish to play. Similarly, the game's divergence from pooclub has allowed more people to become involved in it who do not wish to part of pooclub.

The rules are simple. There is a picture of a location and you've got to suss out where or what it is. The first player to identify correctly the location then sets the next one. The only restriction is that you've got to choose a location that's not near your house.

So, if you'd like to play Not Near My House, wander over to groups.yahoo.com/group/notnearmyhouse and subscribe to this group.

Mount Fuji
Where it all started

Below are the locations that were set in the pooclub version of the game:

  Set by Location Got by
1 Mike Mount Fuji, Honshu, Japan Jim
2 Jim The Beehive, Wellington, NZ Mike
3 Mike Abu Simbel, Lake Nasser, Egypt Jim
4 Jim Auschwitz, Oswiecim, Poland Kate
5 Kate Kever Rochel, Bethlehem, Israel Jim
6 Jim Three Sisters, Katoomba, NSW, Australia Mike
7 Mike Mount Olympus Mons, Mars Brian
8 Brian John O'Groats, Scotland Mike


John O Groats
Even after 7 locations, Brian hadn't quite got the hang of the game

Locations which have been used so far in the NotNearMyHouse group:

  Set by Location Got by
1 Mike Giant's Causeway, Co. Antrim, Northern Ireland Julie
2 Julie Paddy Whelan's Bar, Riga, Latvia Mike
3 Mike Charles Bridge, Prague, Czech Republic Simon
4 Simon Sea Of Tranquility, The Moon Joel
5 Joel Devil's Gate (Kaituna River), Rotarua, New Zealand Mike
6 Mike Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antarctica Andy
7 Andy Kutna Hora, Czech Republic Mike
8 Mike Carthage, Tunisia Andy
9 Andy Mount Rotui, Tahiti, French Polynesia Rachel
10 Rachel Ibb, Yemen Andy
11 Andy Laslar Marina, Gosport, Hants, UK Rachel
12 Rachel Puerto Escondido, Nr. Acapulco, Mexico Mike
13 Mike Machu Picchu, Peru Joel
14 Joel Eilean Donan Castle, Kintail, Scotland Mike
15 Mike Chapel Bridge, Luzern, Switzerland Mark
16 Mark Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco Bay, California Brian
17 Brian Christ Church Cathedral, Stanley, Falkland Islands Mike


Kutna Hora
Could you have found this place on the internet? Put your skills to the test at Not Near My House!

Not Near My House - you've got to get it to set it!
Go to the game.


Weather

Today it will be warm.

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Never Eat Anything That Doesn't Begin With 'C'
Posted: Monday 11 February
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SaTURDay
10
October
2025

"Points Of View" Convention, BBC Studios (from 2:30pm) Featuring Barry Took impersonation pagent and Anne Robinson wink-alike competition.

Weather: Today it will be Warm.

Today is a good day to quibble over something petty and a bad day to creosote the garden fence.

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It is a "Mediocre" day for pooclub.

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