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Saturday 27 November 2021

The Meaning Of Liff
A homicidal golf stroke.

I Never Knew That
A cesium atom in an atomic clock that beats over nine billion times a second.

Poem Of The Day

This Wretched Life

At night I dream of lager, 
and watching my TV 
I thought a fly flew in my ear; 
it stung me . . . it's a bee. 
The aliens watched from above 
while laughing at my plight. 
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but gave me the power of flight. 
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A thieving gypsy stole my shoes 
and later became my wife. 
We nurtured fifteen children. 
They stole cars and sniffed glue, 
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