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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 9106 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from stuff@pooclub.com because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Wednesday 02 July 2025 ---------------------- Just Another Day The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- GILDERSOME (adj. Descriptive of a joke someone tells you which starts well, but which becomes so embellished in the telling that you start to weary of it after scarcely half an hour. Poem Of The Day --------------- My Bits (Kate) My arse is like a daffodil, It smells as sweet as flowers. It feels a bit like petals, And it looks like Stephanie Powers. My cunt is like a tulip, Its sweetness hard to place. You would like it in your garden, Or even on your face. (And no. It doesn't smell of plaice.) My finger is a useful thing, I can stick it up or down. But if I stick it up my arse, It goes brown. My tongue is hot and sticky, And long as long can be. I'll put it somewhere icky, Until you want to wee. I have some cotton panties That once were white as snow, But then I had a period And now they're reddish brown. Oh, how I love my brassiere, It keeps my breasts so bright, And stops them jumping up and down, And blocking out the light. Oh, how I love my bra, It's functional but pretty. If it wasn't for my lovely bra My tits would be all shitty. My cleft is like a valley In a far-away Welsh town, Except it's a bit smaller And more brown. I like going down the pub And drinking lots of tipples, But mainly I stay home and put Clothes pegs on my nipples. (.) (.) Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) pooclub@shite.org pooclub admin
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