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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 9052 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from stuff@pooclub.com because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Friday 09 May 2025 ------------------ Neck Day The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- DOGDYKE (vb.) Of dog-owners, to adopt the absurd pretence that the animal shitting in the gutter is nothing to do with them. Poem Of The Day --------------- Being Smelly (Mike) When I stop and think About the way I stink I feel I want to sing About the way I ming, And as I sing my song About the way I pong The world will know too well About the way I smell. So if you stop and sniff At the way I niff You'll want to turn your bum At the way I hum In high voice you'll shriek At the way I reek Or throw yourself off a cliff At the way I whiff. And even in a nice fresh sweater You're not spared from my bodily fetor A rancid tramp lying on a park bench Could not compete with my foul stench Before you see me, my telltale essence Will make damn sure you're aware of my presence Never expect any kind of satisfaction From my putrid, unpleasant olfaction You can get drunk upon whiskey and soda But you'll not escape from my body odour For my pungent armpits I'll happily vent In order to distribute widely my scent. Even the French (whether in Paris or Le Touquet) Would turn up their noses at my noxious bouquet They'd be confounded with no explanation As to why a non-Frenchman has such a bad emanation. So when I stop and think About the way I stink I realise I don't care About polluting the air And excited I shall get At every drop of sweat And I shall laugh from my belly 'Cos it's great is being smelly. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) pooclub@shite.org pooclub admin
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