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Kate's Bits
Ten Things About Kate
Here are some interesting facts about me.
- I'm so normal it's boring
My favourite cheese is Camembert, but I'm also partial to a nice
French goat's cheese or a tasty bit of Stilton
I play guitar better than Hendrix and sing more sweetly than Judy
Garland in "The Wizard of Oz"
I have one sister by the name of Lucy who lives with her boyfriend
Chris in Elephant and Castle, and we're more different than arses are
from flour.
I like curry. I particularly enjoy chicken massalas, but I don't
eat meat except chicken at the moment as I'm currently recovering
from a nasty bout of vegetarianism that lasted about 4 years.
I have the best tits in the Western world.
There is one woman in the Far East with slightly better tits than
me but her arse is, frankly, a disgrace.
I have 2 cats called Sqwubbsy and Kazoo. The former spouts
kittens like dolphins spout water and poos outside my aged landlady's
kitchen door on a daily basis, which makes me unpopular. The latter
is the daughter of the former and never does anything wrong, but is
accident prone to a near ridiculous degree.
I don't like dogs because they smell and I hate the way they
dribble when they're hot
I think Bob Mills is a cunt.
I think swearing is important. I also fart, pick my nose and talk
about my bowel movements in polite company. All in all I'm a pretty
good catch, baby.
Kate's Bits
You can't make this stuff up, you know
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