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Caption Competition

Lollipop Man

Caption Competition

Brian: Parents of local children hand over the first of Albert Grundy's new lenses.

Mike:

Taking advantage of the local armistice two burglars return the remainder of Harold Ollerenshaw's possessions that they couldn't fence.

Joel:

Derek Matthews, a 72 year old lollipop man from Dudley and head of the BNP for the north east, suffers a moral dilemma as the local mayor hands him a lifetime achievement award.

Matt:

Al Queda celebrate the success of their new undercover terrorist plan.

English-educated Omar Sheikh and associate befriend aging spy before kidnapping him and cutting off lollipop.

Kate:

And the first prize in the Unusual Pets competition went to Saeed and Mohammed for their human-like tortoise, Geoff.


Caption Competition


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