Girl and rock

Joel:	A woman with no frock, and a cock made of rock! Park and ride. Woman gets her rocks off. The Christian woman was beginning to think being stoned to death wouldn't be so bad.
Mike:	"Hmmmm, it's definitely a grade 5. I'm going to need crampons, pitons, carabiners, 150 ft rappelling rope, a grappling hook and five gallons of KY jelly."
Brian:	Woman (Brian's wife Kath): "Woooo! That looks just like a penis .... only smaller." The quest to find one that touches the sides in Kate continues. "Of course I'll respect you in the morning. Now get on." "It doesn't look so big close up." "This looks like a job for a Leeds lass." "Too right you won't cum in my mouth." "Sandstone my arse." "No candy floss, so it's just going to have to be the rock."
Kate:	Kath: "Oh look. A huge penis. Hi Brian!"

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