Today's Poostar is Doctor with 31 points. Grand Happy Cheese Day, Ciaran! Happy Organ Day, Doctor! Happy Luggage Day, Doctor! Happy Fruit Day, Joel! Happy Fruit Day, Mike! Happy Cheese Day, Naomi! Celebrities: Sylvester Stallone will be 29,000 days old on Fri 28 November

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Pooclubbers Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Doctor   Grand 31   It's Bollocks Being Pregnant 2    LeeAnn   Fair 24   Stupid 3    Andy   Sound 21   On A Bungled Bank Robbery 4    Ian   Reasonable 17   Boredom 5    Naomi   Reasonable 17   Theme For An Imaginary Soap 6    Brian   Dodgy 11   Ode To Linda McCartney 7    Joel   Poor 10   Fridge Freakout 8    Mike   Poor 10   Ode On My Arse 9    Ciaran   Really Bad 9   Timbuktu 10    Jason   Really Bad 9   My Affliction 11    Jim   Really Bad 9   Stereo 12    Kate   Grim 7   War 13    Carol   Dire 6   People 14    Neil   Dire 6   Waiting For The Codeine To Dissolve 15    BM   Depressing 5   Not Funny Anymore 16    Edwin   Dreadful 1   Simple Simon

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Jane   Extraordinary 54   Herbert 2    Nathon   Bright 35   Kumquat Catastrophe 3    Lucy   Fine 27   My Pet Frog What I Never Had Nor Never Will 4    Sarah   Fairly Good 20   It's Bollocks Being Pregnant 5    Karl   Fairly Good 20   Meh 6    Jemma   Grim 7   Ode On Spring 7    Shim   Appalling 3   No Sleep 'Til L.A. 8    Duane   Dreadful 1   German Shepherd Dogs

Pookids Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Jessica   Astonishing 52   Bachelor Gay 2    Katrina   Superb 49   Limerick #2 3    Lily   Beneficial 29   Big Hairy Italian Underwired Bra 4    Daisy   Encouraging 25   Yorkshire Day 5    Christopher   Fair 24   Fat #1 6    Kirstie   Quite Good 23   Being Smelly 7    Finley   Not Bad 22   Fast Poem 8    Tom   Reasonable 17   Is Anybody There? 9    Joshua   Moderate 15   Mrs Arse 10    Mia   A Bit Iffy 12   Come To Grimsby 11    David   Poor 10   Owed To Ayrton 12    Corinne   Dire 6   The Big Red Bus 13    Oscar   Dire 6   Beansprouts 14    Jake   Dire 6   On Your Diagnosis With A Terminal Brain Tumour 15    Matthew   Dreadful 1   Dog Muck

Poosterity Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Isabel   Wonderful 43   Gob Around A Sausage 2    Marshall   Great 34   Aliens 3    Stef   Great 34   Spring 4    Graham   Mediocre 14   Crappalot's Page 5    Matt   Dodgy 11   Cat Poem 6    Dave   Poor 10   Leeds 7    Rachel   Depressing 5   On Your Exhumation 8    Ruth   Dreadful 1   Theme For An Imaginary Soap

Weather: Today it will be Rainy.

Today is a good day to nuke Wales and a bad day to see your counsellor.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: Fucked.

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It is a "Grim" day for pooclub.