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Pooclub Prospects

Top Pooclubber Today's Poostar is Naomi with 33 points. Rosy

Happy Cheese Day, Brian!

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Naomi   Rosy 33   Waiting For June
2    Joel   Encouraging 25   Bachelor Gay
3    Ian   Not Bad 22   Shite Christmas
4    Neil   Not Bad 22   Princess Di
5    Jim   OK 19   Not Being Able To See My Cunt
6    Brian   Satisfactory 18   Prayer
7    BM   Moderate 15   S.T.D.
8    Carol   Mediocre 14   Tits
9    Ciaran   So So 13   The Soldier
10    Mike   So So 13   Ode To A Large Dog
11    Edwin   Dodgy 11   Thai Food
12    LeeAnn   Poor 10   Happy Chirping Sparrows
13    Kate   Crap 8   Chairs
14    Andy   Dire 6   Stupid
15    Doctor   Depressing 5   Being Homeless
16    Jason   Terrible 2   Poetry

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Shim   Splendid 41   Ode To Not Moose
2    Lucy   Sound 21   What If Snot Was God
3    Karl   Fairly Good 20   What If Snot Was God
4    Jane   Satisfactory 18   Timbuktu
5    Nathon   So So 13   Scrubbers
6    Duane   Dodgy 11   Mrs Braithwaite
7    Sarah   Awful 4   What If Snot Was God
8    Jemma   Dreadful 1   Flies

Pookids Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Jake   Bright 35   Mrs Arse
2    Finley   Quite Good 23   The Secret Recipe
3    Mia   OK 19   Antipodean Nightmare
4    Christopher   Reasonable 17   Lettuce
5    Oscar   Alright 16   Illness
6    Katrina   Alright 16   Zafira
7    Tom   Alright 16   Art
8    Jessica   Dodgy 11   Grimsby Fair
9    Daisy   Dodgy 11   Aliens
10    Lily   Poor 10   Prayer
11    Corinne   Crap 8   My Favourite Colour
12    David   Crap 8   Wine Poem
13    Matthew   Awful 4   Sex Poem
14    Kirstie   Appalling 3   Bed

Poosterity Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Isabel   Promising 26   The Poetic Eels Of Lake Quimby
2    Stef   A Bit Iffy 12   The Descent Of Man
3    Dave   Poor 10   Cheese
4    Marshall   Grim 7   On The Day Of Your Sentence
5    Ruth   Dire 6   Theme For An Imaginary Soap
6    Rachel   Depressing 5   My Special Noise
7    Graham   Terrible 2   Wet Gob
8    Matt   Terrible 2   Boredom


Wibble Day

Weather: Today it will be Mild.

Today is a good day to have a wank and a bad day to get drunk.

proudly presents the
Poem Of The Day:
Today's Poem.

Poodate: 6714

It is a "Moderate" day for pooclub.

see why.

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