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Pooclub Prospects

Top Pooclubber Today's Poostar is Edwin with 38 points. Marvellous

Happy Luggage Day, Doctor!
Happy Fish Day, Jason!

Kate will be 46 years old on Wed 27 September

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Edwin   Marvellous 38   Star Trek
2    Doctor   Great 34   Shitty Ditty
3    Jim   Fine 27   The Plug Hole On The Moon
4    Joel   Encouraging 25   Theme For An Imaginary Soap
5    Andy   Fairly Good 20   My Favourite Colour
6    Carol   Alright 16   Woman With Six Tits
7    Jason   Moderate 15   Why Turds Are Called Stools
8    BM   So So 13   The Descent Of Man
9    LeeAnn   So So 13   Pizza
10    Mike   A Bit Iffy 12   Wet Gob
11    Naomi   A Bit Iffy 12   Reservoir Pulps
12    Ciaran   Dodgy 11   Feeling Thirty
13    Kate   Really Bad 9   R.S.V.P.
14    Brian   Grim 7   What A Shame
15    Neil   Grim 7   The Tale Of Ollie The Oyster
16    Ian   Depressing 5   I Walked On Cake And Ether

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Jemma   Amazing 48   The Weary Traveller
2    Duane   Marvellous 38   The Tale Of The Infested Toaster
3    Lucy   Reasonable 17   Where Have My Balls Gone?
4    Sarah   Moderate 15   I Walked On My Own Feet A Bit
5    Jane   So So 13   Ode To Linda McCartney
6    Nathon   So So 13   In The Park
7    Karl   Terrible 2   Curry Poem
8    Shim   Dreadful 1   Everybody Think About Me!

Pookids Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Jessica   Bright 35   Aliens
2    Tom   Encouraging 25   Dog Muck
3    Christopher   Fairly Good 20   Leeds
4    Corinne   So So 13   If I Hadn't Met Mike
5    Kirstie   So So 13   The Pain Of Writing Shite
6    Daisy   Dodgy 11   Warple
7    Mia   Dodgy 11   My Affliction
8    Oscar   Really Bad 9   Shite Christmas
9    Lily   Really Bad 9   On Going On The Game
10    Katrina   Dire 6   Ode To My Stapler
11    Jake   Dire 6   Cat Poem
12    Finley   Depressing 5   Cheesy Cock
13    David   Terrible 2   Educating Mucus
14    Matthew   Abysmal 0   Gob Around A Sausage

Poosterity Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Matt   Phenomenal! 69   Bum Cracks
2    Dave   Promising 26   Printer Friendly Version
3    Isabel   OK 19   Ode To A Large Dog
4    Ruth   Mediocre 14   Princess Margaret
5    Marshall   Mediocre 14   Yellow Kettles Go Through A Most Intense Car Wash In Space On Tractors
6    Stef   A Bit Iffy 12   Shite Christmas
7    Rachel   Grim 7   On Your Job Being Automated
8    Graham   Grim 7   Look At Me I'm Wonderful


It's Kate's birthday tomorrow. For God's sake DON'T FORGET IT!

Weather: Today it will be Dry.

Today is a good day to dribble and a bad day to kill something.

proudly presents the
Poem Of The Day:

Poodate: 6270

It is a "Really Bad" day for pooclub.

see why.

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