Today's Poostar is Ciaran with 48 points. Amazing Happy Luggage Day, Ciaran! Happy Kitchen Utensil Day, Doctor! Happy Fish Day, Jason! Pooclubbers: Happy Birthday Jason! 60 today! Pookids: Happy Birthday Mia! 20 today!

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Ciaran   Amazing 48   Gob Around A Sausage 2    LeeAnn   Super 36   The Fate Of What I Ate 3    Jason   Fine 27   Dining At The 'Y' 4    Neil   Promising 26   Shite Christmas 5    Doctor   Not Bad 22   If I Hadn't Met Mike 6    Brian   Satisfactory 18   Ode To 'O' 7    Ian   Reasonable 17   The Lub-Lub 8    Joel   Moderate 15   Thai Food 9    Carol   Mediocre 14   People 10    Kate   Mediocre 14   All The Nice Girls 11    Andy   So So 13   The Zebra And The Flying Bus 12    Naomi   Poor 10   When You're Thirty 13    Edwin   Really Bad 9   The Diary Of Professor Von Schnittszeugen 14    BM   Grim 7   No Sleep 'Til L.A. 15    Mike   Depressing 5   Mrs Braithwaite 16    Jim   Awful 4   On Finding Out Everyone Thinks You're A Wanker

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Karl   Great 34   On Your Redundancy 2    Lucy   Favourable 30   Can I Be Your Whore? 3    Jane   Poor 10   The Weary Traveller 4    Duane   Really Bad 9   Waiting For June 5    Shim   Really Bad 9   On Your Diagnosis With A Terminal Brain Tumour 6    Jemma   Depressing 5   Genesis 7    Sarah   Awful 4   Star Trek 8    Nathon   Abysmal 0   The Deflowering Of Lady Hortense Fotheringay

Pookids Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Oscar   Remarkable 40   The Shits 2    Christopher   Beneficial 29   Shoes 3    Tom   Fair 24   Walking Alone 4    Jake   OK 19   What Katy Does 5    Jessica   Satisfactory 18   Radiators 6    Mia   So So 13   Princess Margaret 7    Kirstie   A Bit Iffy 12   Pervert 8    Finley   Dire 6   Shitty Ditty 9    David   Dire 6   Look At Me I'm Wonderful 10    Joshua   Dire 6   I Miss Leeds 11    Daisy   Dire 6   Ballet Sheep 12    Corinne   Depressing 5   The Diary Of Professor Von Schnittszeugen 13    Lily   Depressing 5   Hippy Lament 14    Katrina   Awful 4   Hills Bills 15    Matthew   Appalling 3   A Tribute To Dermot Morgan

Poosterity Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Graham   Promising 26   The Prince Of Frest Fruit 2    Marshall   Fairly Good 20   Stereo 3    Isabel   Alright 16   Mikey Mikey, We All Love You So 4    Rachel   Mediocre 14   When You're Thirty 5    Stef   So So 13   Thought For The Day 6    Matt   Dire 6   Ode To A Small Dog 7    Dave   Awful 4   Stupid 8    Ruth   Appalling 3   Nob Gags

"Points Of View" Convention, BBC Studios (from 2:30pm) Featuring Barry Took impersonation pagent and Anne Robinson wink-alike competition. Weather: Today it will be Warm.

Today is a good day to quibble over something petty and a bad day to creosote the garden fence.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: Spam Poo.

Poodate: 9206

It is a "Mediocre" day for pooclub.