Today's Poostar is Andy with 66 points. Happy Kitchen Utensil Day, Andy! Happy Luggage Day, Andy! Happy Cheese Day, Carol! Happy Modern Combat Aircraft Day, Carol! Happy Fish Day, Edwin! Celebrities: Jimmy Page will be 30,000 days old on Fri 27 February

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Pooclubbers Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Andy   Phenomenal! 66   Chairs 2    Edwin   Astonishing 52   Ode On My Arse 3    BM   Fine 27   My Bits 4    Carol   Quite Good 23   Mrs Braithwaite 5    Mike   Sound 21   Walking Alone 6    Brian   Alright 16   Song For Jiffy Condoms 7    Naomi   Alright 16   Greta's Pet Which Wasn't An Anchovy 8    Kate   Mediocre 14   Further Education Sucks 9    Joel   Dodgy 11   Jesus Was A Jew 10    Ciaran   Poor 10   Crappalot's Page 11    Doctor   Really Bad 9   Ode To Kate 12    Jim   Dire 6   Cheese 13    Ian   Depressing 5   The Big Red Bus 14    LeeAnn   Depressing 5   The Young And The Brave 15    Neil   Depressing 5   A Boy's First Wank 16    Jason   Dreadful 1   Limerick #2

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Duane   Astonishing 52   Oh, Wondrous Pants! 2    Jemma   Superb 49   Jingle Bells 3    Sarah   Remarkable 40   Stafford 4    Lucy   Fair 24   The French 5    Jane   Not Bad 22   Up My Arse 6    Shim   Fairly Good 20   I Wish I Was A Woman 7    Nathon   Grim 7   On Your Abortion 8    Karl   Awful 4   I Walked On Cake And Ether

Pookids Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Mia   Incredible 47   Dining At The 'Y' 2    Kirstie   Bright 35   Piss Flaps 3    Daisy   Sound 21   Ode On Shim's Birthday 4    Jake   OK 19   Ode On Snow 5    Corinne   Reasonable 17   The Lub-Lub 6    David   Reasonable 17   Sex Poem 7    Katrina   Alright 16   Herbert 8    Christopher   Mediocre 14   Stereo 9    Tom   So So 13   Resting Poem 10    Matthew   Dodgy 11   War 11    Jessica   Grim 7   Ode To Not Moose 12    Lily   Depressing 5   Nice Things I Like 13    Finley   Dreadful 1   S.T.D. 14    Oscar   Abysmal 0   Princess Di 15    Joshua   Abysmal 0   Fridge Freakout

Poosterity Prospects   Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading 1    Ruth   Rosy 33   I Walked On Golden Sandwiches 2    Matt   Quite Good 23   Tweep 3    Stef   OK 19   One Pound Stirling 4    Isabel   Mediocre 14   My Pet Frog What I Never Had Nor Never Will 5    Dave   Depressing 5   Theme For An Imaginary Soap 6    Graham   Awful 4   Ode To A Small Dog 7    Rachel   Appalling 3   Hammersmith Apollo 8    Marshall   Terrible 2   Nerd Poem

Weather: Today it will be Breezy.

Today is a good day to see your doctor and a bad day to write poetry.

Shitespace proudly presents the Poem Of The Day: Chairs.

Poodate: 9345

It is a "Dreadful" day for pooclub.