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Pooclub Prospects

Top Pooclubber Today's Poostar is Naomi with 48 points. Amazing

Happy Stationery Day, Andy!
Happy Stationery Day, BM!
Happy Luggage Day, Brian!
Happy Kitchen Utensil Day, Edwin!
Happy Luggage Day, Naomi!
Happy Stationery Day, Neil!

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Naomi   Amazing 48   Scrubbers
2    Brian   Splendid 41   Trout
3    Jason   Beneficial 29   Never Mind The Shrapnel
4    Ian   Fine 27   Spam Poo
5    Edwin   Encouraging 25   Born To Be A Cunt
6    Joel   Fair 24   Hangover
7    BM   Quite Good 23   Bachelor Gay
8    Andy   Satisfactory 18   Spring
9    Neil   Reasonable 17   Underwear
10    Kate   Moderate 15   The Secret Life Of The Wheat Crunchie
11    Doctor   So So 13   Felching Mr. Atkinson
12    Ciaran   Really Bad 9   Herbert
13    Mike   Really Bad 9   Theme For An Imaginary Soap
14    Carol   Crap 8   Shoes
15    Jim   Crap 8   Spam Poo
16    LeeAnn   Grim 7   The Baron Of Dried Pulses

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Jemma   Astounding 51   Hum Bad Ripple Wrappers
2    Duane   Encouraging 25   A Tribute To Christopher Reeve
3    Karl   OK 19   My Bits
4    Sarah   Poor 10   Ballet Sheep
5    Jane   Really Bad 9   Poetry
6    Shim   Really Bad 9   Cocks
7    Lucy   Crap 8   Limerick #2
8    Nathon   Abysmal 0   The Shits

Pookids Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Tom   Amazing 48   Bed
2    Mia   Fabulous 44   Nursery Shite
3    Christopher   Prosperous 39   Star Trek
4    David   Favourable 30   On Finding Out Everyone Thinks You're A Wanker
5    Corinne   Promising 26   Cocks
6    Jessica   Sound 21   My Favourite Colour
7    Finley   Fairly Good 20   My Special Noise
8    Daisy   Satisfactory 18   The Diary Of Professor Von Schnittszeugen
9    Oscar   Alright 16   Crustylingus
10    Katrina   A Bit Iffy 12   No. 49
11    Lily   Dodgy 11   Trout
12    Jake   Really Bad 9   On Your Diagnosis With A Terminal Brain Tumour
13    Kirstie   Dire 6   The Insect Ball
14    Matthew   Depressing 5   It's Bollocks Being Pregnant

Poosterity Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Isabel   Excellent 42   Educating Mucus
2    Rachel   Grand 31   Happy Ending
3    Dave   Beneficial 29   Ode On Snow
4    Stef   Promising 26   Waiting For The Codeine To Dissolve
5    Graham   Satisfactory 18   Flaps
6    Matt   Alright 16   Can I Be Your Whore?
7    Marshall   So So 13   Oh, Wondrous Pants!
8    Ruth   A Bit Iffy 12   My Nose


John Prescott survives third abortion attempt (1938).
International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Weather: Today it will be Bright.

Today is a good day to join a cult and a bad day to darn your socks.

proudly presents the
Poem Of The Day:
The Glisten On The Aubergine.

Poodate: 6628

It is a "Really Bad" day for pooclub.

see why.

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