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Pooclub Prospects

Top Pooclubber Today's Poostar is Ciaran with 30 points. Favourable

Happy Kitchen Utensil Day, Andy!
Happy Fruit Day, Kate!
Happy Creepy Crawly Day, Kate!

Happy Birthday Jane! 49 today!
Matthew will be 27 years old on Fri 22 June

Be sure to visit this page each day to see what sort of a day is in store for you and your fellow pooclubbers. And don't forget, if you want to find out why your prospects are as they are, just click on your name and "Stuff Today" will give you a more detailed breakdown on your prospects points.

Pooclubbers Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Ciaran   Favourable 30   Ode To My Stapler
2    BM   Good 28   Bike
3    Kate   Not Bad 22   Stereo
4    Brian   OK 19   My Old Man's A Dustman
5    Jim   Satisfactory 18   Scrubbers
6    Ian   Reasonable 17   Big Hairy Italian Underwired Bra
7    Jason   Moderate 15   On Your Overdose
8    Naomi   A Bit Iffy 12   I Miss Leeds
9    Doctor   Really Bad 9   No. 49
10    Andy   Crap 8   Stafford
11    Edwin   Grim 7   Bed
12    Mike   Grim 7   Woodhouse Hippies
13    LeeAnn   Dire 6   What Katy Does
14    Neil   Dire 6   On Making My Own Beef Burgers
15    Carol   Terrible 2   Greta's Pet Which Wasn't An Anchovy
16    Joel   Terrible 2   War Is Bad

And be sure to check out your "Recommended Reading"! This is a Shitespace poem or story which will be most relevant to you today. Heed its words.

Poopals Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Karl   Brilliant 46   Modern Poetry
2    Sarah   OK 19   Underwear
3    Lucy   Satisfactory 18   Yellow Kettles Go Through A Most Intense Car Wash In Space On Tractors
4    Nathon   Crap 8   Leeds
5    Duane   Grim 7   Mrs Arse
6    Jane   Grim 7   Poo Medley
7    Jemma   Appalling 3   Woodhouse Hippies
8    Shim   Terrible 2   Cheese

Pookids Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    David   Grand 31   A Postcard From Cairo
2    Tom   Favourable 30   Psalms 23
3    Christopher   Encouraging 25   All The Nice Girls
4    Mia   Sound 21   Educating Mucus
5    Daisy   Reasonable 17   The Old Lady In The Well
6    Katrina   Moderate 15   Limerick #2
7    Kirstie   Moderate 15   Timothy Taylor's Landlord
8    Corinne   A Bit Iffy 12   My Shite Day
9    Matthew   Dodgy 11   Shoes
10    Jessica   Dodgy 11   Fire In The Sky
11    Finley   Appalling 3   Ode To Steve
12    Lily   Terrible 2   I Walked On My Own Feet A Bit
13    Oscar   Dreadful 1   Today's Poem
14    Jake   Dreadful 1   Poetry

Poosterity Prospects

  Name Prospects Points   Recommended Reading
1    Graham   Rosy 33   Never Mind The Shrapnel
2    Matt   Grand 31   Morning
3    Rachel   Dodgy 11   Underwear
4    Isabel   Really Bad 9   Observations Whilst Sitting In Jane's Flat
5    Dave   Crap 8   I Want A Wee Wee
6    Ruth   Grim 7   Piss Flaps
7    Marshall   Depressing 5   War
8    Stef   Awful 4   Arse


National Nose Picking Day

Weather: Today it will be Dry.

Today is a good day to go to Godalming and a bad day to visit the clinic.

proudly presents the
Poem Of The Day:
A Postcard From Paris.

Poodate: 6538

It is a "Poor" day for pooclub.

see why.

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