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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 8696 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Saturday 18 May 2024 -------------------- Semen Day The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- MEMPHIS (n.) The little bits of yellow fluff which get trapped in the hinge of the windscreen wipers after polishing the car with a new duster. Poem Of The Day --------------- Not Being Able To See My Cunt (Kate) Being pregnant's such a bind, The piles give you a sore behind, My sagging tits are hanging low (They're still nice though). But one thing that I do abhore I just can't see my cunt no more Is it there beneath my tummy? Or does this tuna just smell funny? What IS that potent fishy smell? Perhaps it's haddock, I can't tell, I'm sticking out too far in front, Oh bugger me. It's my cunt! And now, alas, my heart is tore! I cannot see my cunt no more Is it there or has it flown? Perhaps it's grown. It could be red with yellow dots It could be pink with purple spots There really is no way to tell But it doesn't half smell. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub admin
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