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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 8691 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Monday 13 May 2024 ------------------ Cardiff celebrations to mark 4000 years of Welsh oblivion. The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- MEATHOP (n.) One who sets off for the scene of an aircraft crash with a picnic hamper. Poem Of The Day --------------- My Special Noise (Kate) I have a special secret noise I keep for special places, Like in the queue at Marks and Sparks, Or at some posh horse races, Or quietly lying on the floor, Whilst taking yoga class. It's a kind of gentle parping noise, But it's not from up my ass. I sometimes hear it in the bath Whilst washing down below, And when I bend to pick up stuff I know my noise will show. Whilst sitting in a crowded hall And taking an exam My noise is bound to make a sound To remind me where I am. It isn't loud, it's quite discrete, But listen and you'll hear it. It's rather nice and very sweet, You really should not fear it. It happens when I'm lying down And sometimes when I'm kneeling, My little bubbly airy sound With its bubbly airy feeling. I love my lovely little noise, I can do it on demand. I can make it silent if I like, Or loud as you can stand. I just vibrate my beefy flaps And then it's sure to flow, That lovely little special noise From out my cunt I blow. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub admin
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