The Oblog

Oblongs since last obliteration date: Monday 20 December 2021

		Cabinet	Given	Received	Fined	Been Fined	Generosity Bonus	Scrooge Penalty	Other  Bonus*	Other Penalty	Bag
Jim		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Corianderdog		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
BM		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Brian		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Holly		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Ian		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Joel		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Keith		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Mike		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Naomi		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Ciaran		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5

Next Obliteration Date: Tuesday 04 November 2025

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Date	Time	From	To	Oblongs	Reason
Sun 14 Nov	12:30:29	Mike	Naomi	1	An uncharacteristic act of generosity.
Mon 15 Nov	07:06:48	Mike	Brian	1	I promised Brian a blue oblong last week.
Mon 15 Nov	07:15:47	Keith	Naomi	1	Got to get rid of them somehow
Mon 15 Nov	10:20:47	Brian	Naomi	Fine -1	Because she never put milk in my tea this morning.
Mon 15 Nov	14:03:09	Ciaran	Brian	2	For putting his life on the line to preserve our freedom
Mon 15 Nov	15:29:48	Ciaran	Corianderdog	1	For not being able to log in
Mon 15 Nov	15:31:06	Ciaran	Mike	1	For putting a ridiculously short restriction on the length o
Mon 15 Nov	15:32:58	Ciaran	Jim	1	'
Mon 15 Nov	15:58:52	Corianderdog	Mike	5	For always being there when I have technical difficulties.
Mon 15 Nov	18:45:51	Mike	Ciaran	1	For spotting how ludicrously small the maximum length was for the reason field. It has now been upped to two hundred and forty characters which should be more than adequate for anything that anyone wants to say about why they've ... damn.
Mon 15 Nov	18:47:21	Mike	Corianderdog	1	Shameless Poochoonz bribe. My choon'z best, OK Coriander?
Mon 15 Nov	18:57:30	Mike	Keith	1	Winning Afternoon Anecdote
Tue 16 Nov	07:48:25	Keith	Corianderdog	2	My choon is extreemly amusing and is much better than Mikes, and you will choose me because I've given you 2 oblongs.
Tue 16 Nov	17:27:10	Mike	Jim	1	Happy Birthday, Jim!
Fri 19 Nov	12:03:56			1	Testing
Fri 19 Nov	12:26:13	Keith	Naomi	1	Nice legs on facepoo
Fri 19 Nov	12:39:31	Naomi	Corianderdog	1	Because her bag is empty and she's a wonderful choonnmeisteress
Fri 19 Nov	12:39:54	Naomi	Corianderdog	1	Because I think I just fined her one by mistake
Fri 19 Nov	16:49:40	Jim	Ciaran	1	Appreciation for a neat oblong maneuver
Mon 22 Nov	00:05:08	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 22 Nov	00:05:08	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 22 Nov	00:05:08	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 22 Nov	00:05:08	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 22 Nov	00:05:08	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 22 Nov	10:13:36	Naomi	Mike	Fine -1	For thinking Naomi is stupid and asking for sexual favours
Mon 22 Nov	10:19:38	Keith	Naomi	Fine -1	For not offering sexual favours when requested
Thu 25 Nov	00:32:28	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Happy birthday!
Thu 25 Nov	08:19:03	Mike	Ciaran	1	Bloody hell. Another scrounger trying to blag as many oblongs as possible by playing the birthday card.
Mon 29 Nov	00:01:54	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 29 Nov	00:01:54	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 29 Nov	00:01:54	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 29 Nov	00:01:54	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Thu 02 Dec	09:27:19	Mike	Brian	1	Suggesting Welsh Oblong for the negative topic oblong
Thu 02 Dec	16:11:58	Mike	Ciaran	1	Something to do with Paul Weller that I didn't truly understand.
Thu 02 Dec	16:45:37	Ciaran	Mike	1	Under duress, some kind of semi-veiled threat about Welsh oblongs
Fri 03 Dec	05:31:35	Keith	Naomi	1	She's so thick, she needs some help
Mon 06 Dec	00:16:12	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Dec	00:16:12	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Dec	00:16:12	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Dec	00:16:12	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Dec	20:48:22	Corianderdog	Naomi	1
Wed 08 Dec	17:45:10	Ciaran	Mike	1	Rotherham
Wed 08 Dec	21:08:24	Mike	Naomi	1	Shutting the fuck up all day Monday. It was a lovely peaceful day.
Thu 09 Dec	13:11:43	Naomi	Mike	Fine -1	because there's only a choice of three people to fine
Thu 09 Dec	13:11:43	Naomi	Ian	1	because I don't want a scrooge penalty
Thu 09 Dec	13:13:10	Naomi	Mike	Fine -1	because this bollocks is set up so you can only fine the people you've given an oblong to. What a fucking fix!
Thu 09 Dec	20:38:33	Corianderdog	Jim	1
Thu 09 Dec	20:39:05	Corianderdog	Keith	1
Thu 09 Dec	20:39:29	Corianderdog	Ian	1
Thu 09 Dec	20:40:02	Corianderdog	Ciaran	1
Fri 10 Dec	05:54:10	Keith	Naomi	1	I want to fine Naomi
Fri 10 Dec	05:54:39	Keith	Naomi	Fine -1	It's Friday
Fri 10 Dec	14:09:15	Ciaran	Jim	1	For having the shortest name
Fri 10 Dec	14:09:53	Ciaran	Ian	1	For having the second shortest name (1st/2nd place decided by goal difference)
Fri 10 Dec	15:29:38	Jim	Mike	Fine -1	Having far too many oblongs. Fix.
Fri 10 Dec	15:30:14	Jim	Ciaran	1	For being a generous soul.
Fri 10 Dec	15:30:54	Jim	Naomi	1	Compensation for having to bother about these damm oblongs
Fri 10 Dec	15:31:49	Jim	Keith	1	Veselé Vánoce
Fri 10 Dec	16:18:51	Ciaran	Jim	1	In appreciation of his highly developed counting skills and sense of fairness
Fri 10 Dec	16:19:19	Ciaran	Corianderdog	1	For having the longest name
Fri 10 Dec	20:28:10	Mike	Holly	1	Introductory oblong
Fri 10 Dec	20:28:53	Mike	Brian	1	He'll lose it on a scrooge penalty on Monday. You just watch.
Fri 10 Dec	20:29:23	Mike	Keith	1	One more oblong then I get a generosity bonus.
Fri 10 Dec	20:29:50	Mike	Ian	1	There. That should do it.
Sat 11 Dec	17:28:12	Jim	Ian	1	For suggesting beer
Sat 11 Dec	17:37:15	Jim	Mike	Fine -1	For not mentioning generosity bonuses until he got himself one. Apparently.
Mon 13 Dec	01:12:38	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 13 Dec	01:12:38	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 13 Dec	01:12:38	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 13 Dec	01:12:38	pooclub	Ian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 13 Dec	01:12:38	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 13 Dec	01:12:38	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 13 Dec	11:33:36	Jim	Mike	1	Turns out he did mention generosity bonuses
Mon 13 Dec	12:09:55	Jim	Brian	1	Looking so pathetic without any oblongs
Mon 13 Dec	12:10:05	Jim	Holly	1	Looking so pathetic without any oblongs
Mon 13 Dec	12:10:19	Jim		1	Looking so pathetic without any oblongs
Tue 14 Dec	11:25:33	Holly	Corianderdog	1	For trying to give me an oblong when I wasn't oblong registered
Tue 14 Dec	11:31:09	Keith	Holly	1	Having tits bigger than Babs, alegedly
Wed 15 Dec	18:57:08	Mike	Keith	1	For saying 'sort'.
Thu 16 Dec	21:02:30	Mike	Naomi	1	There, there.
Mon 20 Dec	00:58:41	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Dec	00:58:41	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Dec	00:58:41	pooclub	Ian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Dec	00:58:41	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Dec	00:58:41	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Dec	00:58:41	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Dec	17:59:26	Corianderdog	Holly	2
Tue 21 Dec	15:11:56	Ciaran		1	In recognition of Mike's excellent limbo dancing snowman (but I didn't want to give Mike the oblong otherwise he'd have as many as me)
Tue 21 Dec	15:36:47	Jim	Naomi	1	In case she's related to Mick & Susie Onions
Tue 21 Dec	15:37:36	Jim	Ian	1	Because I haven't sent his crimbo card yet, and judging by the amount of post we've received in the last few days it's largely pointless anyway.
Tue 21 Dec	15:38:17	Jim	Keith	1	Small compensation for probably having to face carp. In the bath yet?
Tue 21 Dec	17:22:04	Jim	Ciaran	1	So he can give Mike an oblong for his snowman, but still stay ahead.
Tue 21 Dec	21:27:16	Corianderdog	Mike	2	For his really cool snowman.
Wed 22 Dec	07:33:46	Keith	Brian	1	Brilliant deduction of this week's topic
Wed 22 Dec	07:34:56	Keith	Jim	1	For your sympathy, but we hate carp and don't eat it
Wed 22 Dec	19:49:12	Mike		1	Shameless scrooge penalty avoidance.
Wed 22 Dec	19:50:18	Holly	Mike	1	Happy Christmas Wankstain!
Wed 22 Dec	19:50:43	Holly	Corianderdog	1	For giving me two oblongs
Wed 22 Dec	19:52:31	Holly	Keith	1	For giving me an oblong for having biggier tits that Babs
Wed 22 Dec	19:54:56	Holly	Ian	1	For going to Church when I can't be arsed
Wed 22 Dec	19:55:32	Holly	Naomi	1	For being a cloth-eared bint
Thu 23 Dec	22:59:10	Jim	Corianderdog	1	Bring to level with Mike. And I'm gunning for the generosity bonus.
Mon 27 Dec	01:28:44	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 27 Dec	01:28:44	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Dec	01:28:44	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 27 Dec	01:28:44	pooclub	Ian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Dec	01:28:44	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Dec	01:28:44	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Dec	13:40:23	Ian	Jim	Fine -1	For sending an ecard when a regular email would have been just as good, if not better.
Mon 27 Dec	13:41:15	Ian	Mike	1	For dreaming up yet another absurd game to waste our time.
Mon 27 Dec	13:43:39	Ian	Holly	1	Because it's Christmas time and anyone with a name like Holly deserves all the help she can get.
Mon 27 Dec	13:45:37	Ian	Corianderdog	2	For making worthwhile conversation on FB and elsehwhere and for being a cool Canadian.
Mon 27 Dec	13:46:09	Ian	Brian	1	Because NO oblongs is no way to be.
Mon 27 Dec	16:00:22	Corianderdog	Ian	1	for making me blush

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