The Oblog

Oblongs since last obliteration date: Monday 20 December 2021

		Cabinet	Given	Received	Fined	Been Fined	Generosity Bonus	Scrooge Penalty	Other  Bonus*	Other Penalty	Bag
Jim		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Corianderdog		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
BM		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Brian		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Holly		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Ian		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Joel		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Keith		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Mike		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Naomi		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Ciaran		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	5

Next Obliteration Date: Thursday 25 April 2024

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Date	Time	From	To	Oblongs	Reason
Mon 03 Jan	00:38:18	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Jan	00:38:18	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Jan	00:38:18	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Jan	00:38:18	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 03 Jan	00:38:18	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Jan	00:38:18	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Jan	00:38:18	pooclub	Mike	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Jan	00:38:18	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Jan	00:38:18	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Jan	10:50:00	Holly	Ian	1	because he gave me an oblong
Mon 03 Jan	11:09:11	Ian	Brian	1	Because NO oblongs is no way to be.
Mon 03 Jan	11:09:31	Ian		1	Because NO oblongs is no way to be.
Mon 03 Jan	11:10:01	Ian	Corianderdog	1	For making me smile
Mon 03 Jan	11:12:42	Ian	Keith	1	I won't win if I keep giving oblongs to people with more oblongs than I have.
Mon 03 Jan	11:14:56	Ian	Jim	1	Happy New Year, Jim. When are you coming to London for a beer?
Mon 03 Jan	11:18:59	Mike	Ian	1	Oo, can I have a beer, Ian?
Wed 05 Jan	00:11:30	Corianderdog	Ciaran	1
Wed 05 Jan	12:35:53	Corianderdog	Mike	1
Wed 05 Jan	13:44:54	Corianderdog	Naomi	2
Wed 05 Jan	16:51:04	Ciaran	Corianderdog	1	Winning the wheelie bin competition
Wed 05 Jan	21:06:38	Mike	Ciaran	1	Dandelion and Burdock (I'm convinced he cheated but since I can't find any evidence I'm going to have to give him his oblong)
Mon 10 Jan	00:32:55	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Jan	00:32:55	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Jan	00:32:55	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 10 Jan	00:32:55	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Jan	00:32:55	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Jan	00:32:55	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Jan	19:51:08	Mike	Ciaran	1	For voting Cauliflower
Tue 11 Jan	02:36:42	Corianderdog	Naomi	4	Mike knows why.
Tue 11 Jan	06:56:09	Ian	Brian	1	Because NO oblongs is no way to be.
Tue 11 Jan	06:56:24	Ian		1	Because NO oblongs is no way to be.
Tue 11 Jan	06:58:05	Ian	Mike	1	Sure, why not? Here's an oblong while you're waiting.
Tue 11 Jan	06:59:39	Ian	Corianderdog	1	For posting some Beatles videos and reminding me how great the band was.
Tue 11 Jan	07:01:05	Ian	Ciaran	1	For being careful with that axe.
Thu 13 Jan	06:31:04	Mike	Keith	1	Marmite and banana milkshake
Thu 13 Jan	10:40:02	Ciaran	Mike	1	For having the gall to simultaneously advertise something as both a "Luxury Private Holiday Villa" and a "Cheap Holiday Villa"
Thu 13 Jan	20:36:25	Mike	Ciaran	1	Jumping the gun
Thu 13 Jan	22:56:52	Holly	Corianderdog	1	'cos she gives me lots of oblongs!
Thu 13 Jan	22:57:49	Holly	Ian	1	'cos he doesn't have any oblongs in his bag
Fri 14 Jan	19:13:17	Jim	Naomi	2	For bravely proposing a new feature and getting slapped down by the pooclub control freaks.
Fri 14 Jan	19:18:28	Jim		2	'Cos he doesn't have many and is timezone challenged for these features.
Fri 14 Jan	19:18:45	Jim	Brian	1	He's back!
Sun 16 Jan	19:55:27	Mike	Ian	1	Because 9 oblongs is no way to be.
Sun 16 Jan	19:56:13	Mike	Jim	1	He's never given me an oblong, but one day he just might.
Mon 17 Jan	00:40:11	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 17 Jan	00:40:11	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Jan	00:40:11	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 17 Jan	00:40:11	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Jan	00:40:11	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Jan	00:40:11	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 17 Jan	00:40:11	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Jan	05:25:50	Keith	Corianderdog	1	For eating peanut butter on hot dogs.
Mon 17 Jan	10:57:09	Jim	Mike	1	OK, Mike, here you go.
Mon 17 Jan	10:58:29	Jim	Ciaran	2	You now have 14 oblongs. No need for a loan after all.
Mon 17 Jan	11:01:56	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having too many oblongs
Mon 17 Jan	11:02:08	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having too many oblongs
Mon 17 Jan	11:02:21	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having too many oblongs
Mon 17 Jan	11:02:33	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having too many oblongs
Mon 17 Jan	11:02:52	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Fiddle-de-dee
Mon 17 Jan	11:03:08	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Tum-te-tum
Mon 17 Jan	11:03:27	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having too many oblongs
Mon 17 Jan	11:03:50	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having as many oblongs as Naomi
Mon 17 Jan	11:04:11	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having the same number of oblongs as me
Mon 17 Jan	11:04:29	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having the same number of oblongs as me
Mon 17 Jan	11:04:46	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having the same number of oblongs as Keith
Mon 17 Jan	11:05:04	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having the same number of oblongs as me
Mon 17 Jan	11:05:20	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having the same number of oblongs as Joel
Mon 17 Jan	11:05:34	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Having an oblong
Mon 17 Jan	11:09:57	Keith	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Too far ahead of the rest of us
Mon 17 Jan	11:10:43	Keith	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Too far ahead of the rest of us
Mon 17 Jan	11:11:36	Keith	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Still too far ahead of the rest of us
Mon 17 Jan	11:14:17	Jim	Ciaran	1	Stout effort, that man.
Mon 17 Jan	11:15:32	Keith	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Still too far ahead of the rest of us
Mon 17 Jan	11:16:18	Keith	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Still too far ahead of the rest of us
Mon 17 Jan	11:17:40	Keith	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Still too far ahead of the rest of us
Mon 17 Jan	11:18:33	Keith	Corianderdog	2	Ian was in the lead
Mon 17 Jan	11:18:41	Keith	Corianderdog	2	Ian was in the lead
Mon 17 Jan	11:19:26	Keith	Corianderdog	2	Ian was in the lead
Mon 17 Jan	11:34:57	Jim	Keith	1	Help with the overdraft.
Mon 17 Jan	19:32:04	Mike	Keith	1	To clear the overdraft
Mon 17 Jan	19:56:26	Corianderdog	Ian	5
Wed 19 Jan	12:06:08	Mike	Naomi	3	Apology for poor oblong security
Wed 19 Jan	16:51:31	Ciaran	Mike	1	Blinging Mike a 'Blong, as per his not-funny-at-all feature
Thu 20 Jan	06:57:26	Ian	Keith	1	Because NO oblongs is no way to be.
Thu 20 Jan	06:58:36	Ian	Mike	1	For agreeing to sort out Today's Topic. Hooray!
Thu 20 Jan	07:00:04	Ian	Corianderdog	3
Thu 20 Jan	07:07:17	Mike	Ciaran	1	Winning Bung Us A 'Blong
Fri 21 Jan	07:04:10	Mike	Jim	Fine -1	He knows why.
Fri 21 Jan	08:46:05	Ciaran	Jim	2	He knows why.
Mon 24 Jan	00:44:37	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 24 Jan	00:44:37	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 24 Jan	00:44:37	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Jan	00:44:37	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Jan	00:44:37	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 24 Jan	00:44:37	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Jan	00:44:37	pooclub	Keith	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 24 Jan	00:44:37	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 24 Jan	00:44:37	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Jan	14:07:28	Corianderdog	Mike	2
Mon 24 Jan	14:08:31	Corianderdog	Brian	1
Mon 24 Jan	14:08:56	Corianderdog	Naomi	1
Tue 25 Jan	14:10:19	Corianderdog	Holly	1
Wed 26 Jan	12:19:52	Ciaran	Mike	3	Administrative fee
Wed 26 Jan	12:30:49	Mike	Ciaran	1	Winning the no topic topic.
Wed 26 Jan	13:35:51	Mike	Ciaran	1	Winning today's - Who's had the best lunch?
Thu 27 Jan	12:57:10	Mike	Naomi	1	For not grassing me up for catching me on Facetube.
Fri 28 Jan	14:01:42	Mike	Naomi	1	Best lunch: Percy Pigs
Sat 29 Jan	09:33:05	Jim	Ciaran	3	Services to oblongs
Sat 29 Jan	17:18:16	Ian	Keith	2	for being a friend
Sat 29 Jan	17:18:35	Ian	Mike	2	for being a prat
Sat 29 Jan	17:18:57	Ian	Ciaran	1	for being a geek
Sat 29 Jan	17:19:20	Ian	Ciaran	1	for being a geek
Sat 29 Jan	17:19:31	Ian	Ciaran	1	for being a geek
Sat 29 Jan	17:19:43	Ian	Ciaran	1	for being a geek
Sat 29 Jan	17:19:53	Ian	Ciaran	1	for being a geek
Sat 29 Jan	17:20:25	Ian	Ciaran	1	for being a geek
Sat 29 Jan	17:21:43	Ian	Mike	1	there's still a couple of bugs to sort out here, I'd say
Sat 29 Jan	17:22:05	Ian	Mike	1	there's still a couple of bugs to sort out here, I'd say
Sat 29 Jan	17:22:22	Ian	Mike	1	there's still a couple of bugs to sort out here, I'd say
Sat 29 Jan	17:22:38	Ian	Mike	1	there's still a couple of bugs to sort out here, I'd say
Sat 29 Jan	17:23:13	Ian	Naomi	1	may as well bring Naomi's score up to 13 too
Sat 29 Jan	21:40:11	Ciaran	Jim	1	Making a monkey out of Mike's Heath Robinson login cookie contraption
Sat 29 Jan	21:41:26	Ciaran	Ian	1	Making a monkey out of Mike's Rube Goldberg oblong bag contraption
Sun 30 Jan	22:46:30	Jim	Ian	2	For proving Mike needs to sort his back end out
Mon 31 Jan	00:02:29	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 31 Jan	00:02:29	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 31 Jan	00:02:29	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Jan	00:02:29	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Jan	00:02:29	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 31 Jan	00:02:29	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Jan	00:02:29	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Jan	00:02:29	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Jan	00:02:29	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 31 Jan	10:59:57	Jim	Jim	5	I deserve it
Mon 31 Jan	11:00:23	Jim	Jim	5	I deserve it
Mon 31 Jan	19:38:52	Mike	Holly	1	Undertaking role of pooclub PA
Mon 31 Jan	19:46:16	Ian	Brian	1	Because NO oblongs is no way to be.
Mon 31 Jan	19:46:33	Ian		1	Because NO oblongs is no way to be.
Mon 31 Jan	19:47:18	Ian	Jim	3	for agreeing to get the beers
Mon 31 Jan	20:56:50	Holly	Mike	1	for being a pratt
Mon 31 Jan	20:57:36	Holly	Brian	1	cos 2 is better than one
Tue 01 Feb	00:08:06	Corianderdog	Naomi	5	An obvious one.
Tue 01 Feb	09:44:41	Mike	Ian	1	UAT
Wed 02 Feb	11:24:13	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	Vengeance
Wed 02 Feb	11:24:29	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	Ha ha
Wed 02 Feb	11:24:44	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	Serves you right
Wed 02 Feb	11:25:03	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	A taste of your own medicine
Wed 02 Feb	11:25:19	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	It really is fun this
Wed 02 Feb	11:25:42	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	This'll wipe the smirk off his face.
Wed 02 Feb	11:25:56	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	Tee hee
Wed 02 Feb	11:26:12	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	I bet he stamps his foot now
Wed 02 Feb	11:26:28	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	Snigger
Wed 02 Feb	11:26:43	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	Chortle
Wed 02 Feb	11:26:56	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	Ho ho ho
Wed 02 Feb	11:27:21	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1	I can't wait to see the look on his face.
Wed 02 Feb	11:27:40	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1
Wed 02 Feb	11:27:51	Mike	Ciaran	Fine -1
Wed 02 Feb	17:26:06	Mike	Jim	1	Security testing
Thu 03 Feb	00:41:59	pooclub	Naomi	1	Happy birthday!
Thu 03 Feb	05:20:41	Keith	Naomi	3	It's her birthday
Thu 03 Feb	10:10:50	Mike	Naomi	1	Happy birthday, Naomi!
Thu 03 Feb	10:21:12	Ciaran	Naomi	1	A birthday gift, even though I didn't get any oblongs on my birthday and I think by rights I should have done, especially as I was 40. I should have got 40 oblongs, in fact.
Sun 06 Feb	11:14:46	Mike		1	Just being generous
Mon 07 Feb	00:03:15	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Feb	00:03:15	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Feb	00:03:15	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Feb	00:03:15	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Feb	00:03:15	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Feb	00:03:15	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Feb	00:03:15	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Feb	17:41:04	Holly	Naomi	1	'cos it was your Birthday! I was in Spain so this is a special Spanish oblong.
Thu 10 Feb	14:57:23	Corianderdog	Ciaran	1	genius
Thu 10 Feb	15:00:07	Corianderdog	Mike	1	creativity
Thu 10 Feb	15:01:01	Corianderdog	Brian	1	diplomacy
Thu 10 Feb	19:58:19	Ian	Jim	1	For lending money to your brother
Thu 10 Feb	19:59:10	Ian	Naomi	1	I'm sorry I missed your birthday
Thu 10 Feb	20:09:50	Ian	Jim	1	Joining John and me in town for beer and pies.
Thu 10 Feb	20:10:43	Ian	Corianderdog	1	To even up the scores at the top
Fri 11 Feb	08:53:28	Keith	Brian	Fine -1	Pride comes before a fall
Fri 11 Feb	09:08:43	Keith	Brian	2	I'm a right cunt
Fri 11 Feb	09:14:36	Mike	Ian	1	Buying me lunch yesterday.
Fri 11 Feb	09:21:23	Mike	Keith	2	For being a right cunt
Fri 11 Feb	09:22:04	Mike	Ciaran	1	To keep him level with me.
Fri 11 Feb	09:23:16	Mike	Brian	1	He'll lose it on Monday morning anyway.
Fri 11 Feb	13:39:08	Corianderdog	Naomi	2
Fri 11 Feb	14:51:18	Naomi	Corianderdog	1	I would've given more but then I wouldn't be in the lead and get a prize
Fri 11 Feb	14:51:56	Naomi	Corianderdog	4	Because I just realised these were in my bag and my trophy cabinet is still intact.
Fri 11 Feb	22:09:17	Jim	Mike	1	For ruining oblong hacking fun
Fri 11 Feb	22:09:54	Jim	Ian	1	For joining me and my little bro for pies and beer
Fri 11 Feb	22:10:23	Jim	Corianderdog	2	For not being ahead of Mike after recent selfless efforts
Fri 11 Feb	22:10:59	Jim	Ciaran	1	Bugger. That was supposed to go to Ciaran, not C'dog.
Sun 13 Feb	00:13:21	Ian	Jim	1	I seem to have an oblong left over
Sun 13 Feb	00:42:35	Ciaran	Jim	5	Consistent and considerate email etiqeutte
Mon 14 Feb	00:13:27	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Feb	00:13:27	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Feb	00:13:27	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Feb	00:13:27	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Feb	00:13:27	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Feb	00:13:27	pooclub	Naomi	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Feb	00:13:27	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Feb	14:21:10	Corianderdog	Naomi	5	IOU
Fri 18 Feb	07:25:57	Ian	Mike	2	Joining me for lunch
Fri 18 Feb	07:26:49	Ian	Ciaran	Fine -1	incorrect spelling (or typing) of "etiquette" last week
Fri 18 Feb	07:28:02	Ian	Jim	1	because I can
Fri 18 Feb	07:28:56	Ian	Corianderdog	2	one for William's visit, one for Kate's visit. You'll need more than oblongs to get through it.
Fri 18 Feb	10:34:10	Mike	Naomi	1	Good work
Fri 18 Feb	10:34:39	Mike	Brian	1	Not saying very much
Fri 18 Feb	10:35:20	Mike	Keith	1	Keeping his mouth shut
Fri 18 Feb	10:35:42	Mike	Ciaran	1	Shutting the fuck up
Fri 18 Feb	10:37:33	Mike	Ian	1	Fuck all
Mon 21 Feb	14:25:32	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Feb	14:25:32	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 21 Feb	14:25:32	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Feb	14:25:32	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 21 Feb	14:25:32	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Feb	14:25:32	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 21 Feb	14:25:32	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Feb	14:25:32	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Tue 22 Feb	12:11:58	Mike	Keith	1	A brilliant "clutching at straws" joke.
Tue 22 Feb	14:28:02	Mike	Corianderdog	1	For a prompt Poochoonz verdict
Wed 23 Feb	10:31:04	Mike	Keith	1	His brilliant pope-rota idea.
Wed 23 Feb	17:21:11	Corianderdog	Holly	3	Your Hollyness.
Fri 25 Feb	00:16:10	pooclub	Holly	1	Happy birthday!
Fri 25 Feb	06:11:23	Keith	Holly	2	It's her birthday and she claims to have big jugs.
Fri 25 Feb	09:56:18	Keith	Naomi	1	For writing what I was thinking
Fri 25 Feb	10:11:34	Mike	Holly	1	Happy birthday, Holly - not that she'll bother to turn up to see all her birthday oblongs.
Fri 25 Feb	14:25:13	Corianderdog	Holly	1	Birthday girl.
Fri 25 Feb	14:43:42	Naomi	Holly	1	Happy Birthday
Fri 25 Feb	18:01:10	Ian	Holly	1	Everyone else seems to be giving Holly a birthday oblong so I'll do the same.
Fri 25 Feb	18:01:34	Ian		1	Because NO oblongs is no way to be.
Fri 25 Feb	18:02:30	Ian	Jim	2	To put you level with Naomi
Fri 25 Feb	18:03:01	Ian	Keith	1	To put you level with Mike (not as good, is it?)
Fri 25 Feb	19:12:29	Corianderdog	Naomi	1	tie breaker
Sat 26 Feb	13:05:02	Mike		1	I've got one left in my bag
Sun 27 Feb	00:13:40	pooclub	Jim	3	Happy k-day!
Mon 28 Feb	00:07:42	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Feb	00:07:42	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Feb	00:07:42	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Feb	00:07:42	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Feb	00:07:42	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Feb	00:07:42	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Feb	00:07:42	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Feb	00:07:42	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Tue 01 Mar	22:35:01	Holly	Corianderdog	3	For giving me a hug, not being a twat like Mike and most importantly for your hollyness
Tue 01 Mar	22:35:44	Holly	Keith	2	For having two bollocks (not that I've checked)
Wed 02 Mar	13:18:36	Mike	Ian	1	Running this week's Today's Topic theme
Thu 03 Mar	01:09:54	Corianderdog	Naomi	5
Sat 05 Mar	07:50:33	Ian	Mike	5	poochoonz bribe
Sat 05 Mar	10:30:21	Mike	Ian	1	For enabling me to win my first topic oblong
Sat 05 Mar	10:30:49	Mike	Ciaran	1	To help bring him back up to 14 oblongs
Sat 05 Mar	10:31:44	Mike	Brian	1	For not telling us his Jennifer Rush story yesterday
Sat 05 Mar	10:32:20	Mike		1	For doing bugger all.
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Mar	19:24:38	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Mar	09:10:52	Jim	Ian	4	Masterful use of oblongs to coerce Mike into some deeply unpleasant.
Tue 08 Mar	08:41:04	Keith	Ciaran	5	Because he has only got 2
Tue 08 Mar	09:53:58	Mike		1	Testing
Tue 08 Mar	12:58:48	Ian	Mike	1	poochoonz bribe
Tue 08 Mar	12:59:31	Ian	Mike	1	poochoonz bribe
Tue 08 Mar	12:59:38	Ian	Mike	1	poochoonz bribe
Tue 08 Mar	12:59:43	Ian	Mike	1	poochoonz bribe
Tue 08 Mar	12:59:50	Ian	Mike	1	poochoonz bribe
Tue 08 Mar	16:00:07	Corianderdog	Naomi	5	It's her turn.
Fri 11 Mar	13:43:57	Mike	Naomi	Fine -1	Processed cheese accusation
Fri 11 Mar	14:31:35	Mike	Corianderdog	4	To put her back on top. (Of the oblongs chart, that is.)
Sat 12 Mar	17:10:57	Jim	Mike	Fine -1	Honestly. I go away for a couple of days and Mike makes oblongs appear from thin air. What happened?
Mon 14 Mar	00:04:17	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Mar	00:04:17	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Mar	00:04:17	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Mar	00:04:17	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Mar	00:04:17	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Mar	00:04:17	pooclub	Keith	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Mar	00:04:17	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Mar	00:04:17	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Mar	00:04:17	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Mar	10:24:14	Holly	Corianderdog	3
Mon 14 Mar	10:24:44	Holly	Brian	1	2 is better than 1
Mon 14 Mar	10:25:02	Holly		1	2 is better than 1
Mon 14 Mar	15:47:18	Corianderdog	Holly	5
Fri 18 Mar	15:12:27	Mike	Ian	Fine -1	Dreadful meerkat joke
Fri 18 Mar	15:22:26	Ciaran	Ian	Fine -1	Doing that "Simples" thing. P.S. Why can't I fine more than one oblong with this contraption?
Fri 18 Mar	15:23:00	Ciaran	Ian	Fine -1	Doing that "Simples" thing. (Fine 2 of 2)
Fri 18 Mar	15:23:26	Ciaran	Ian	Fine -1	Additional fine for meerkat / mere cat pun
Fri 18 Mar	15:47:20	Mike	Ian	Fine -1	Ciaran's right. A one oblong fine simply isn't enough.
Fri 18 Mar	15:49:12	Mike	Ian	Fine -1	In fact I think it requires 3.
Sat 19 Mar	07:29:17	Ian	Mike	1	poochoonz bribe
Sat 19 Mar	07:29:57	Ian	Mike	1	poochoonz bribe
Sat 19 Mar	07:34:32	Ian	Jim	1	intelligent beer drinker
Sat 19 Mar	07:35:33	Ian	Jim	1	I mean the drinker, not the beer, of course.
Sat 19 Mar	07:36:23	Ian	Corianderdog	1	to make corianderdog's oblong total equal to my age
Sun 20 Mar	22:08:24	Mike	Corianderdog	1	50 is a good number of oblongs to win with
Sun 20 Mar	22:09:19	Mike	Brian	Fine -1	The old skinflint deserves to finish with no oblongs.
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Corianderdog	3	Corner Champion
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Naomi	2	Corner Runner Up
Mon 21 Mar	00:11:33	pooclub	Jim	1	Corner Third Place
Wed 23 Mar	21:38:18	Ian	Corianderdog	5	Let's get some oblongs into the new quarter's economy
Thu 24 Mar	00:02:47	Corianderdog	Ian	3
Thu 24 Mar	00:03:05	Corianderdog		2
Sat 26 Mar	16:45:21	Jim	Ian	1	One good turn etc. etc.
Sat 26 Mar	16:50:00	Jim	Ian	4	Oh, what the hell. Put Ian joint top.
Sun 27 Mar	11:08:36	Mike	Corianderdog	1	Taking part in the topic theme
Sun 27 Mar	11:08:58	Mike	Ian	1	Taking part in the topic theme
Sun 27 Mar	11:09:19	Mike	Naomi	1	Taking part in the topic theme
Sun 27 Mar	11:09:54	Mike	Brian	1	Taking part in the topic theme
Sun 27 Mar	11:10:13	Mike	Keith	1	Taking part in the topic theme
Mon 28 Mar	01:46:51	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Mar	01:46:51	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Mar	01:46:51	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Mar	01:46:51	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Mar	01:46:51	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Mar	01:46:51	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Mar	01:46:51	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Mar	01:46:51	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Mar	18:48:05	Ian	Jim	3	Thanks, Jim. I'm very grateful for your generosity last week.
Mon 28 Mar	18:49:29	Ian		1	What is the sound of one oblong clapping?
Mon 28 Mar	18:50:07	Ian	Mike	1	You still need to fix how the log in cookies work.
Tue 29 Mar	08:16:47	Holly	Corianderdog	3	Didn't you win a corner of the big oblong?
Tue 29 Mar	08:17:51	Holly	Ian	2	'cos no oblongs in your bag is no way to be
Thu 31 Mar	11:07:29	Mike	Keith	1	Nearly winning the gravy theme.
Thu 31 Mar	11:07:52	Mike	Keith	Fine -1	Skiving off
Thu 31 Mar	12:14:41	Keith	Brian	2	To put him higher than mike
Thu 31 Mar	12:16:28	Keith	Holly	2	Ha ha I lied Mike
Thu 31 Mar	12:17:27	Keith	Ciaran	1	I lied to Mike
Sun 03 Apr	10:49:00	Mike	Holly	4	Her new silly name - Sharon Gumbs.
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub	Keith	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 04 Apr	00:11:15	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Fri 08 Apr	10:31:39	Mike		Fine -1	Sorry, Joel, but you did say 'lol'.
Fri 08 Apr	10:52:32	Ciaran	Brian	2	Keeping away from pooclub and getting on with the housework
Fri 08 Apr	10:53:05	Ciaran	Holly	1	Just wondering...
Fri 08 Apr	21:19:06	Corianderdog	Holly	5	Cleverness.
Sat 09 Apr	11:57:58	Mike	Holly	5	Well, why not?
Mon 11 Apr	00:59:35	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Apr	00:59:35	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 11 Apr	00:59:35	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Apr	00:59:35	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Apr	00:59:35	pooclub	Ian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Apr	00:59:35	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Apr	00:59:35	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 11 Apr	00:59:35	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Apr	00:59:36	pooclub	Brian	1	Happy birthday!
Mon 11 Apr	08:12:03	Holly	Corianderdog	5	Generousity
Mon 11 Apr	09:10:54	Keith	Naomi	5	Snake in the grass
Mon 11 Apr	13:20:00	Corianderdog	Holly	1	Now we are tied.
Mon 11 Apr	13:21:17	Corianderdog	Brian	2	Happy Birthday!
Tue 12 Apr	17:03:39	Mike	Brian	1	Happy birthday, you old poo stabber.
Wed 13 Apr	09:55:59	Mike		1	Great link, Joel! http://www.xkcd.com/724/
Wed 13 Apr	09:58:34	Mike	Corianderdog	1	for a fascinating (albeit unqualified) opinion on the practicalities of hell actually freezing over. Good work, Ciaran!
Wed 13 Apr	10:17:58	Mike	Corianderdog	1	Rights to the "that's about as likely as hell freezing over with methane at average Earth atmospheric pressure at sea level" expression.
Thu 14 Apr	09:47:07	Mike	Naomi	1	Arboreal Abomination
Mon 18 Apr	01:00:55	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 18 Apr	01:00:55	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 18 Apr	01:00:55	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 18 Apr	01:00:55	pooclub	Ian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 18 Apr	01:00:55	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 18 Apr	01:00:55	pooclub	Keith	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 18 Apr	01:00:55	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 18 Apr	01:00:55	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Fri 22 Apr	20:17:10	Ian		1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Fri 22 Apr	20:17:43	Ian	Ciaran	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Fri 22 Apr	20:19:35	Ian	Mike	1	to give Mike something to worry about
Fri 22 Apr	20:20:31	Ian	Corianderdog	1	why not give Coriander another couple of oblongs anyway?
Fri 22 Apr	20:21:06	Ian	Corianderdog	1	why not actually give her another oblong?
Fri 22 Apr	23:56:20	Corianderdog	Holly	3
Fri 22 Apr	23:56:41	Corianderdog	Holly	1
Fri 22 Apr	23:57:26	Corianderdog	Ian	1
Sun 24 Apr	00:00:33	pooclub	Corianderdog	3	Happy k-day!
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub	Mike	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Apr	00:14:25	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Wed 27 Apr	10:58:51	Mike	Ciaran	1	To be honest, I haven't the faintest idea why.
Wed 27 Apr	15:45:58	Mike	Brian	1	Chris de Burgh comment
Sat 30 Apr	08:36:05	Mike	Ian	1	Doing a topic theme, even though I didn't win.
Sun 01 May	15:35:29	Ian	Corianderdog	1	Leonard Cohen
Sun 01 May	15:35:44	Ian	Corianderdog	1	Poly Styrene
Sun 01 May	15:36:16	Ian	Jim	1	William Shatner
Sun 01 May	15:37:18	Ian	Brian	1	Daffyd Thomas
Sun 01 May	15:39:42	Ian	Mike	1	Robert Calvert
Mon 02 May	00:07:58	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 02 May	00:07:58	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 02 May	00:07:58	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 02 May	00:07:58	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 02 May	00:07:58	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 02 May	00:07:58	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 02 May	00:07:58	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Tue 03 May	10:47:31	Ciaran	Ian	1	Uncharacteristic wit
Wed 04 May	12:23:20	Mike	Ciaran	1	Suggesting that, instead of putting all that effort into building, furnishing, heating and cleaning a waiting room, not to mention stocking it with glossy magazines, these people just resolved to not keep you waiting in the first place.
Wed 04 May	12:35:39	Mike	Ciaran	1	Guessing that he's just won an oblong.
Thu 05 May	21:17:41	Ian	Mike	1	for being averagely amusing
Thu 05 May	21:18:13	Ian	Ciaran	1	can't remember the reason at the moment but it was something geeky
Thu 05 May	21:18:26	Ian	Keith	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Thu 05 May	21:18:41	Ian		1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Thu 05 May	21:19:28	Ian	Jim	1	give me a shout next time you're in London and we'll have another beer
Sat 07 May	12:44:05	Corianderdog	Holly	4
Sat 07 May	12:44:23	Corianderdog	Ciaran	1
Sat 07 May	13:16:19	Holly	Corianderdog	4	'cos she gave me four oblongs
Sun 08 May	11:28:07	Mike	Keith	3	Don't you just hate it when you've got a load of oblongs left at the end of the week and you've got to get rid of them in order to get your generosity bonus but you don't really want to give them to anyone so you just choose whoevers bottom
Mon 09 May	00:01:10	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 09 May	00:01:10	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 09 May	00:01:10	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 09 May	00:01:10	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 09 May	00:01:10	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 09 May	00:01:10	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 09 May	00:01:10	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 09 May	00:01:10	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Wed 11 May	01:02:10	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Happy birthday!
Wed 11 May	09:20:26	Mike	Corianderdog	1	Happy birthday!
Wed 11 May	10:41:52	Holly	Corianderdog	4	Happy Birthday!
Wed 11 May	13:00:51	Naomi	Corianderdog	4	Because it's her birthday
Wed 11 May	13:01:15	Naomi	Ian	1	Because a promise is a promise
Fri 13 May	09:54:13	Mike	BM	1	Calling Naomi Ginster Girl.
Fri 13 May	15:08:44	BM	Mike	1	Cos he's the boss and I'm a lickspittal
Sat 14 May	11:13:15	Ian	Mike	1	for suggesting a musical abomination
Sat 14 May	11:13:43	Ian	Mike	1	for another topic I managed to win
Sat 14 May	11:13:55	Ian		1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Sat 14 May	11:14:32	Ian	Naomi	1	in return for the oblong you gave me earlier
Sat 14 May	11:15:11	Ian	Brian	1	for at least considering my tune as an abomination
Sat 14 May	14:57:36	Corianderdog	BM	5	welcome aboard
Sat 14 May	15:52:28	BM	Corianderdog	1	for leapfrogging me over Brian
Mon 16 May	00:13:06	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 16 May	00:13:06	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 16 May	00:13:06	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 16 May	00:13:06	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 16 May	00:13:06	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 16 May	00:13:06	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 16 May	00:13:06	pooclub	Naomi	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 16 May	00:13:06	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Wed 18 May	20:49:46	Ian	Jim	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Wed 18 May	20:50:05	Ian		1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Wed 18 May	20:51:24	Ian	Naomi	1	lovely oblong for Naomi
Wed 18 May	20:51:59	Ian	Jim	1	I saw your brother today
Fri 20 May	09:24:33	Mike	Ciaran	1	Keeping his gob shut these last two weeks.
Fri 20 May	13:29:18	Naomi	Ian	1	Because he gave me one and it was lovely
Fri 20 May	13:30:48	Naomi	Corianderdog	1	Because she's going to win again and it's nice to be able to say you were supporting the winner all along
Fri 20 May	17:44:26	Corianderdog	Naomi	5	With the exception of Ian, you now have more oblongs than the guys.
Sat 21 May	09:39:31	Mike	Holly	1	For not saying anything for 12 days
Sat 21 May	09:39:46	Mike	Corianderdog	1	For not saying anything for 12 days
Sat 21 May	09:40:14	Mike		1	For not saying anything for 23 days
Sat 21 May	09:40:43	Mike	BM	1	In the hope that he doesn't say anything for the next two weeks.
Sat 21 May	13:10:20	Holly	Corianderdog	3	I'm backing the winner!
Sat 21 May	13:10:57	Holly	Mike	1	For being a twat
Sat 21 May	13:11:42	Holly	Ian	1	It's a holy oblong
Sun 22 May	19:50:58	Jim	Ian	1	Consolation.
Sun 22 May	19:51:14	Jim	Naomi	4	Seems to be the done thing.
Sun 22 May	20:50:02	Ian	BM	1	so, let's get this right - I give you an oblong and you'll stfu for a fortnight? Cool!
Sun 22 May	21:12:49	Ciaran	Jim	1	So I can get a generosity bonus. (I'm no different to you lot, just honest about it)
Sun 22 May	21:13:02	Ciaran		1	So I can get a generosity bonus. (I'm no different to you lot, just honest about it)
Sun 22 May	21:13:15	Ciaran	Keith	1	So I can get a generosity bonus. (I'm no different to you lot, just honest about it)
Sun 22 May	21:13:38	Ciaran	Corianderdog	2
Sun 22 May	22:01:27	BM	Ian	Fine -1	Because the world was supposed to end at 6pm
Sun 22 May	22:04:11	BM	Brian	1	racial harmony
Mon 23 May	00:02:25	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 23 May	00:02:25	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 23 May	00:02:25	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 23 May	00:02:25	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 23 May	00:02:25	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 23 May	00:02:25	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 23 May	00:02:25	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 23 May	00:02:25	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 23 May	00:02:25	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 23 May	13:17:33	Ciaran	Ian	1	Partially correct prediction the that end of the world was neigh
Mon 23 May	16:44:41	BM	Ian	1	For services to the equine community
Mon 23 May	16:45:41	BM	Corianderdog	1	Happy Victoria day
Mon 23 May	17:08:12	BM	Ciaran	1	In memory of poor Dobbin off to the pedigree chum factory in the sky
Fri 27 May	19:39:47	Jim	Ciaran	2	Breaking silence and raising the tone.
Fri 27 May	19:56:35	Jim	Naomi	1	I'll give you one even if Mike won't.
Fri 27 May	19:57:00	Jim	Ian	1	I owe him a few.
Sun 29 May	16:07:47	Ian	Naomi	5	with five oblongs you'll still be behind me on the list
Sun 29 May	16:30:38	Mike	Naomi	5	To draw her level with Ian. Can someone else please give her one more push over the edge?
Sun 29 May	16:57:05	BM	Naomi	2	Li'l Mikey commanded it
Sun 29 May	18:47:14	Corianderdog	Holly	2
Sun 29 May	18:47:29	Corianderdog	Naomi	2
Sun 29 May	18:47:43	Corianderdog	BM	1
Mon 30 May	00:24:22	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 30 May	00:24:22	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 30 May	00:24:22	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 30 May	00:24:22	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 30 May	00:24:22	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 30 May	00:24:22	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 30 May	00:24:22	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 30 May	00:24:22	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 30 May	00:24:22	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Tue 31 May	06:38:59	BM	Brian	2	Even Scots need a bit of love
Tue 31 May	06:39:34	BM	Corianderdog	1	Oven chips where invented in Canandia
Tue 31 May	06:40:04	BM	Naomi	1	Ginster girl
Sat 04 Jun	07:40:00	Ian	Mike	1	Can I put a link here? http://halliday.co.nz/50.html
Sat 04 Jun	07:41:51	Ian	Mike	1	How about this? http://halliday.co.nz/50.html
Sat 04 Jun	07:45:10	Ian	Ciaran	1	Ciaran writes more reliable code than Mike
Sat 04 Jun	07:45:25	Ian	Jim	1	Jim writes more reliable code than Mike
Sat 04 Jun	07:46:52	Ian	Ciaran	1	In sympathy for his middle name - ok, can't really think of a reason
Sat 04 Jun	12:41:14	Mike	Ciaran	1	Sympathy for his surname
Sat 04 Jun	12:42:06	Mike	Ciaran	2	Sympathy for his first name (No wonder he prefers to be called Kitchen Boy)
Sat 04 Jun	12:42:42	Mike	Ian	1	Shameless party plug (see http://pooclub.shite.org )
Mon 06 Jun	00:11:38	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Jun	00:11:38	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Jun	00:11:38	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Jun	00:11:38	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Jun	00:11:38	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 06 Jun	00:11:38	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Jun	00:11:38	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Jun	00:11:38	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Jun	00:11:38	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 06 Jun	11:08:06	Holly	Corianderdog	5	So she can win another corner
Thu 09 Jun	07:28:05	Mike	Ian	1	Spotting an evil spamming German bastard.
Thu 09 Jun	09:32:03	Mike	Ian	Fine -1	Kyrenia appraisal (yes, I know the rest of you haven't a clue what I'm on about today)
Thu 09 Jun	13:27:13	Mike	Ciaran	1	For saying 'big fat cocks' in English
Fri 10 Jun	18:30:54	Ian		1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Fri 10 Jun	18:32:05	Ian	Keith	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Fri 10 Jun	18:33:02	Ian	Mike	1	for promoting my party --- see http://halliday.co.nz/50.html
Fri 10 Jun	18:33:52	Ian	Jim	1	for being a good friend for many years
Fri 10 Jun	18:34:31	Ian	Mike	1	for being a good friend for many years
Fri 10 Jun	21:01:55	Jim	Naomi	2	Break the deadlock.
Fri 10 Jun	21:02:46	Jim	Ian	2	Give Ian hope. Anything lined up for post-RBS?
Fri 10 Jun	21:02:58	Jim	Corianderdog	1	Entertainment.
Fri 10 Jun	22:01:34	BM	Naomi	2	Cornish independance
Sat 11 Jun	18:25:41	Corianderdog	Holly	5
Sun 12 Jun	10:10:30	Mike	Ciaran	1	To bring him up to 14 oblongs. Trouble is, I'm on 15 oblongs so could someone please fine me and oblong to put us both on 14? Then I can do another 14 oblong wipe out on him, heh-heh.
Sun 12 Jun	14:19:18	Ciaran	Corianderdog	5	not saying
Sun 12 Jun	18:21:31	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	there
Mon 13 Jun	00:10:03	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 13 Jun	00:10:03	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 13 Jun	00:10:03	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 13 Jun	00:10:03	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 13 Jun	00:10:03	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 13 Jun	00:10:03	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 13 Jun	00:10:03	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 13 Jun	00:10:03	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 13 Jun	00:10:03	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 13 Jun	05:00:52	BM	Naomi	2	For being Brian's carer
Mon 13 Jun	05:02:32	BM	Ciaran	1	regime change
Mon 13 Jun	08:02:08	Ciaran	Mike	1	Sympathy for being sacked yet again
Mon 13 Jun	10:57:37	Holly	Corianderdog	5	'cos I want her to win
Mon 13 Jun	14:38:45	Corianderdog	Holly	5
Sun 19 Jun	20:27:52	Ian		1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Sun 19 Jun	20:28:09	Ian	Keith	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Sun 19 Jun	20:28:56	Ian	Corianderdog	3	bowing to the inevitable
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Mike	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Mike	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Corianderdog	3	Corner Champion
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Holly	2	Corner Runner Up
Mon 20 Jun	00:09:53	pooclub	Ian	1	Corner Third Place
Thu 23 Jun	09:44:22	Mike	Ian	1	I suppose I owe you one for the dodgy sleep book.
Fri 24 Jun	18:29:33	Ian	Ciaran	2	for the entertaining fucksake story
Fri 24 Jun	18:30:20	Ian	Jim	1	for planning to come to my partyy rather than going to Glee
Fri 24 Jun	18:30:56	Ian	Mike	1	for not laughing when I said I was going to work in Edinburgh
Fri 24 Jun	18:31:20	Ian	Corianderdog	1	gift in advance of Canada Day
Sat 25 Jun	15:11:01	Corianderdog	Ian	5	Canada Post is on strike.
Sun 26 Jun	19:23:34	Jim	Ian	2	In anticipation of regular updates on train services between Liverpool and Edinburgh
Sun 26 Jun	19:23:56	Jim	Ian	2	For ensuring there was no possibility that I would have to go to Glee.
Sun 26 Jun	19:24:37	Jim	Ciaran	1	Entertainment past and present.
Sun 26 Jun	21:32:02	Mike	BM	1	To get a few oblongs into circulation
Sun 26 Jun	21:32:14	Mike	Brian	1	To get a few oblongs into circulation
Sun 26 Jun	21:32:26	Mike		1	To get a few oblongs into circulation
Sun 26 Jun	21:32:38	Mike	Keith	1	To get a few oblongs into circulation
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 27 Jun	00:01:26	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 27 Jun	07:15:01	Keith	Naomi	3	Shit, hit the wrong button, should have been for Ian
Tue 28 Jun	04:00:33	BM	Corianderdog	5	rioting hokey fans
Wed 29 Jun	11:27:40	Mike	Ian	1	Happy birthday, Ian! (I might not have internet access tomorrow, so you'll just have to have your oblong a day early.)
Wed 29 Jun	11:31:18	Keith	Ian	2	Cos you're only 50 once and I'm in Blighty tomorrow
Wed 29 Jun	12:20:25	Mike	Ciaran	1	Can you pass this on to Ian tomorrow, please? I'll be in blighty.
Wed 29 Jun	13:30:24	Mike	Naomi	1	Naomi, can you pass this on to Ian tomorrow? I presume you won't be in blighty then.
Thu 30 Jun	00:08:10	pooclub	Ian	1	Happy birthday!
Thu 30 Jun	07:04:42	Ciaran	Ian	3	Age
Thu 30 Jun	07:04:53	pooclub	Ciaran	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 1
Thu 30 Jun	07:05:36	pooclub	Ciaran	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 16
Thu 30 Jun	09:30:06	Holly	Ian	1	Happy Birthday!
Thu 30 Jun	09:30:34	Holly	Corianderdog	3	'cos you're not winning yet
Thu 30 Jun	09:46:04	pooclub	Jim	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 42
Thu 30 Jun	09:48:50	pooclub	Jim	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 8
Thu 30 Jun	09:50:03	Jim	Ian	4	Happy Birthday
Thu 30 Jun	12:17:31	Corianderdog	Ian	5	Happy Birthday!
Fri 01 Jul	20:21:26	Ian	Keith	1	for giving me oblongs for my birthday
Fri 01 Jul	20:22:43	Ian	Ciaran	1	for giving me oblongs for my birthday
Fri 01 Jul	20:24:40	Ian	Jim	1
Fri 01 Jul	20:26:12	Ian	Corianderdog	1	for giving me oblongs for my birthday
Fri 01 Jul	20:28:03	Ian	Corianderdog	1	Happy Canad
Sun 03 Jul	11:17:09	Mike	Brian	1	For not turning up to Ian's party.
Sun 03 Jul	11:17:30	Mike	Naomi	1	For not turning up to Ian's party.
Sun 03 Jul	19:14:11	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 10
Sun 03 Jul	19:44:36	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 20
Mon 04 Jul	00:03:23	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 04 Jul	00:03:23	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 04 Jul	00:03:23	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 04 Jul	00:03:23	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 04 Jul	00:03:23	pooclub	Keith	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 04 Jul	00:03:23	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 04 Jul	00:03:23	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 04 Jul	11:43:24	Holly	Ian	5	I want an oblong
Mon 04 Jul	14:50:09	Mike	Ciaran	1	Myzia Oblongoguttata
Mon 04 Jul	15:16:16	Ciaran	Mike	1	Oblong marrow
Mon 04 Jul	17:40:01	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 30
Mon 04 Jul	17:40:45	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 40
Wed 06 Jul	11:19:40	Mike	BM	1	Raking up Brian's washing machine in the shed thing again.
Wed 06 Jul	13:10:59	Ciaran	Naomi	Fine -1	Eating salad (on behalf of Mike, who couldn't afford to do it himself, and will return the favour when roles are reversed, I'm sure))
Thu 07 Jul	00:33:27	pooclub	Ciaran	8	Oblottery jackpot (ball number 1)
Mon 11 Jul	00:31:29	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Jul	00:31:29	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Jul	00:31:29	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Jul	00:31:29	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 11 Jul	00:31:29	pooclub	Ian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Jul	00:31:29	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Jul	00:31:29	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 11 Jul	06:43:55	BM	Corianderdog	4	gold digger
Mon 11 Jul	06:44:06	pooclub	BM	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 1
Tue 12 Jul	15:05:58	Mike	Corianderdog	1	First ever correct usage of 'another think coming'
Wed 13 Jul	10:23:37	Mike	Jim	1	Fucking up a simple job of clicking on +1
Wed 13 Jul	10:46:39	Mike	Ciaran	1	Ditto
Wed 13 Jul	18:34:29	Mike	Ian	1	Successfully doing a +1. Well done, Ian! Perhaps you could show Jim and Ciaran how to do it.
Wed 13 Jul	22:43:13	Ciaran	Ian	Fine -1	Lack of evidence
Wed 13 Jul	22:46:12	Ciaran		1	Tireless ZOTD publishing
Thu 14 Jul	17:59:44	Mike	Ciaran	1	Beating me at the high jump.
Sat 16 Jul	10:40:49	Jim	Ian	1	Knowing his cedilla from his umlaut and his hacek
Sat 16 Jul	10:41:19	Jim	Mike	1	Being the generous oblong-splasher
Sat 16 Jul	17:42:31	Corianderdog	Ciaran	5	Just to make things interesting.
Sat 16 Jul	18:08:53	Ian	BM	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Sat 16 Jul	18:09:12	Ian	Brian	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Sat 16 Jul	18:09:42	Ian	Corianderdog	1	for interesting Canadian train video - well done!
Sat 16 Jul	18:11:43	Ian	Jim	1	for having a mealtime related domain name
Sat 16 Jul	18:12:22	Ian	Mike	1	you wanted a life and all you got was this lousy oblong
Sun 17 Jul	16:36:38	Jim	Keith	1	Encouragement
Sun 17 Jul	16:37:00	Jim	Brian	1	Silence
Sun 17 Jul	16:37:15	Jim		1	Distance
Sun 17 Jul	17:07:23	Holly	Corianderdog	5	Expensive shed
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 18 Jul	00:00:55	pooclub		1	Happy birthday!
Mon 18 Jul	04:09:36	BM	Corianderdog	5	for being a sort of shed estate agent
Mon 18 Jul	08:37:05	Mike		1	Happy birthday, Joel!
Mon 18 Jul	08:37:22	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 2
Mon 18 Jul	08:37:35	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 3
Mon 18 Jul	08:37:50	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 4
Mon 18 Jul	09:11:43	pooclub	Keith	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 5
Wed 20 Jul	14:16:51	Mike	Ian	1	Winner of Lunch Of The Day
Thu 21 Jul	00:01:36	pooclub	Mike	5	Oblottery jackpot (ball number 4)
Thu 21 Jul	13:34:56	Mike	Corianderdog	1	Lunch Of The Day - Leftovers
Sat 23 Jul	08:10:55	Ian	Mike	1	For amusing Sicily response
Sat 23 Jul	08:11:17	Ian	Mike	Fine -1	for unamusing Florida response
Sat 23 Jul	08:11:45	Ian	Ciaran	1	for solving first crossword clue
Sat 23 Jul	08:12:18	Ian	Keith	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Sat 23 Jul	08:13:02	Ian	Jim	1	something about beer - can't remember the details
Sat 23 Jul	08:14:48	Ian		1	because I can
Sat 23 Jul	17:28:26	Jim	Ian	1	Crossword clues
Sat 23 Jul	17:29:14	Jim	Ciaran	1	Can Kitchen Boy make a late run on the rails?
Sat 23 Jul	17:30:54	Jim	Ciaran	3	And Grammarian leads by a neck from Canuck, and making a move is Kitchen Boy, but he's got a lot of ground to make up.
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 25 Jul	00:16:14	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Fri 29 Jul	12:39:48	Mike	Brian	1	For drinking Doom Bar
Fri 29 Jul	12:48:56	Ciaran	Ian	Fine -1	Getting thrown out of the Hard Luck Cafe
Fri 29 Jul	12:49:55	Ciaran	Jim	1	Excessive use of horse racing metaphors
Fri 29 Jul	12:50:23	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 1
Fri 29 Jul	12:50:27	Ciaran	Naomi	1	Silence
Fri 29 Jul	12:50:30	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 2
Fri 29 Jul	12:50:35	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 3
Fri 29 Jul	12:50:39	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 4
Fri 29 Jul	12:50:43	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 5
Fri 29 Jul	12:54:03	pooclub	Ciaran	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 19
Fri 29 Jul	15:40:26	Mike	Ian	1	Sympathy
Fri 29 Jul	16:49:24	Corianderdog	Ciaran	2	For being hard done by.
Fri 29 Jul	16:49:50	Corianderdog		1
Fri 29 Jul	16:50:08	Corianderdog	BM	1
Fri 29 Jul	16:50:22	Corianderdog	Holly	1
Fri 29 Jul	16:51:11	Mike	Ciaran	1	Wisely taking a well-earned city break in London
Fri 29 Jul	21:43:28	Ian	Jim	1	caught and bowled
Fri 29 Jul	21:44:44	Ian	Mike	1	heavy water
Fri 29 Jul	21:45:07	Ian	Ciaran	1	heavy water
Fri 29 Jul	21:46:03	Ian	Keith	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Fri 29 Jul	21:49:45	Ian	Ciaran	1	compensation for wasting a good oblong on a lottery ticket
Fri 29 Jul	23:40:41	Brian	Ian	1	He's not on a train
Fri 29 Jul	23:41:23	pooclub	Brian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 6
Sat 30 Jul	00:08:12	Brian	Corianderdog	1	She never gives me one.
Sun 31 Jul	18:42:41	Mike	Brian	1	He's the only one of us without any oblongs
Sun 31 Jul	18:43:21	Mike	BM	1	I haven't the foggiest idea why.
Sun 31 Jul	18:43:36	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 7
Sun 31 Jul	22:25:12	Jim	Mike	1	Spent all his oblongs on lottery tickets
Sun 31 Jul	22:27:25	Jim	Ciaran	2	Kitchen Boy still well positioned on the rails, just behind the leaders
Sun 31 Jul	22:28:05	Jim	Holly	1	Why not give an oblong to .... Holly? Dunno.
Sun 31 Jul	22:28:55	pooclub	Jim	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 16
Sun 31 Jul	22:29:49	Jim	Brian	1	Welcome back
Sun 31 Jul	22:34:53	Ciaran	Jim	1	Continuing horse racing metaphors
Sun 31 Jul	22:35:11	Ciaran	Mike	1	Inventing the generosity bonus
Sun 31 Jul	22:36:13	Ciaran		1	Saying everything twice
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 01 Aug	00:22:18	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Thu 04 Aug	00:35:10	pooclub	Mike	9	Oblottery jackpot (ball number 4)
Thu 04 Aug	08:13:10	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 4
Fri 05 Aug	13:54:24	Ian		1	shitespace suggested I give an oblong to you
Fri 05 Aug	13:54:44	Ian	Keith	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Fri 05 Aug	13:55:06	Ian	Naomi	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Fri 05 Aug	13:56:17	Ian	Jim	1	would probabl be a winner if I had set a crossword puzzle this week
Fri 05 Aug	13:56:42	Ian	Mike	1	would probabl be a winner if I had set a crossword puzzle this week
Sun 07 Aug	23:03:24	Jim	Naomi	1	Neglect
Sun 07 Aug	23:03:45	Jim	Keith	1	Neglect
Sun 07 Aug	23:04:11	Jim	Mike	1	He's desperate
Sun 07 Aug	23:04:29	Jim	Ciaran	2	Keep him in the race
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	Mike	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 08 Aug	00:00:35	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 08 Aug	16:56:24	Corianderdog	Ciaran	5	For proving yet again why you ARE the jester.
Wed 10 Aug	18:20:42	Ciaran	Ian	Fine -1	Attempted stealth simples
Wed 10 Aug	18:23:45	Ciaran	Corianderdog	1	Rumbling
Wed 10 Aug	19:22:32	Mike	Ciaran	1	Compensation for fining Ian
Wed 10 Aug	19:23:06	Mike	Ian	Fine -1	Yup, I've got to punich him for the 'Simples' comment too. He's been warned before.
Thu 11 Aug	06:59:26	Ciaran	Corianderdog	Fine -1	M-word
Thu 11 Aug	08:58:57	Mike	Ciaran	1	Compensation for fining Corianderdog
Thu 11 Aug	08:59:32	Mike	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Same as Ciaran.
Thu 11 Aug	09:58:13	Keith	Mike	2	For providing and award winning link
Fri 12 Aug	00:27:45	pooclub		3	Happy k-day!
Fri 12 Aug	09:24:10	Mike		1	Happy k-day, Joel!
Fri 12 Aug	09:31:26	Ciaran	Naomi	Fine -1	Not supplying Brian with a cooked breakfast this morning. (yet - there is still time to redeem yourself)
Fri 12 Aug	16:13:51	Ian	Mike	1	prick up your ears
Fri 12 Aug	16:21:41	Ian	Corianderdog	1	private members
Fri 12 Aug	16:22:29	Ian		1	happy k-day, Joel
Fri 12 Aug	16:24:16	Ian	Naomi	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Fri 12 Aug	16:25:19	Ian	Mike	1	roundabout ahead
Fri 12 Aug	17:18:06	Holly	Ciaran	3	Happy K-Day!
Fri 12 Aug	17:18:25	Holly	Corianderdog	2	'cos she always gives me oblongs
Sun 14 Aug	19:34:35	Ciaran	Mike	2	Compensation for compensations
Sun 14 Aug	19:35:17	Ciaran	Brian	1	Going to the pub
Sun 14 Aug	19:36:12	Ciaran	Keith	1	Tireless dedication to frozen cheese importation and exportation
Mon 15 Aug	00:15:27	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 15 Aug	00:15:27	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 15 Aug	00:15:27	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 15 Aug	00:15:27	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 15 Aug	00:15:27	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 15 Aug	00:15:27	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 15 Aug	00:15:27	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 15 Aug	00:15:27	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 15 Aug	00:15:27	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Tue 16 Aug	11:20:46	Holly		3	For fucking up K-day
Tue 16 Aug	11:21:08	Holly	Naomi	1	'cos you don't have any yet
Tue 16 Aug	11:21:41	Holly	Ian	1	For being in the lead
Fri 19 Aug	15:46:30	Ian	Ciaran	1	stars and stripes
Fri 19 Aug	15:46:52	Ian	Mike	1	short and curlies
Fri 19 Aug	15:47:40	Ian		1	i'm at an airport
Fri 19 Aug	15:48:07	Ian	Brian	1	i'm at an airport
Fri 19 Aug	15:48:27	Ian	Naomi	1	i'm at an airport
Sun 21 Aug	12:22:02	Ciaran		5	Snapping at Mike's heels
Sun 21 Aug	13:03:22	Jim	Ciaran	5	Such generosity should not go unrewarded
Sun 21 Aug	16:03:09	BM	Ciaran	5	Rioters like Ian should be brought to justice
Sun 21 Aug	22:06:55	Mike	Ciaran	5	Following suit
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 22 Aug	00:07:06	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 22 Aug	07:44:40	Mike	Ian	Fine -1	The usual
Mon 22 Aug	07:47:52	Mike	Ian	Fine -1	Putting an annoying song in my head
Mon 22 Aug	08:10:02	Mike	Ian	Fine -1	Turning other pooclubbers into Ian.
Mon 22 Aug	08:24:16	Mike	Naomi	1	Too Much Too Young
Mon 22 Aug	13:37:51	Mike		Fine -1	There was definitely a Lol there, Joel.
Tue 23 Aug	10:04:20	Ciaran	Ian	Fine -1	Being a hound dog
Tue 23 Aug	10:04:49	pooclub	Ciaran	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 19
Tue 23 Aug	11:50:22	Mike	Ian	1	So what?
Tue 23 Aug	11:50:38	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 1
Tue 23 Aug	11:50:44	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 2
Tue 23 Aug	11:50:49	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 3
Thu 25 Aug	11:26:14	Keith	Mike	2	For believeable terminological inexactitudes
Thu 25 Aug	18:43:28	Ian	Mike	1	caption contest winner
Thu 25 Aug	18:44:26	Ian	Ciaran	1	sterling work in finding a crappy freecycle entry
Thu 25 Aug	18:45:00	Ian	Naomi	1	validating a crappy freecycle entry
Thu 25 Aug	18:47:03	Ian	Keith	1	czech mate
Fri 26 Aug	04:57:18	Corianderdog		2
Fri 26 Aug	04:57:42	Corianderdog	Holly	3
Sat 27 Aug	20:27:16	Ian	Holly	1
Sun 28 Aug	22:08:15	Mike	Keith	3	Because 2 oblongs is no way to be.
Sun 28 Aug	22:23:43	Ciaran	Jim	5	Because less oblongs than Mike is no way to be
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 29 Aug	00:28:04	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Thu 01 Sep	09:03:44	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 28
Fri 02 Sep	10:11:32	Mike	BM	5	Because he's given 19 oblongs yet only got one. This man is a saint.
Fri 02 Sep	10:43:31	BM	Brian	5	Cos he's a muffed carpper
Fri 02 Sep	10:51:25	Ciaran	Ian	1	Mastery of toast
Fri 02 Sep	10:51:49	Ciaran	BM	2	Saintliness
Fri 02 Sep	10:51:59	Ciaran	BM	1	Just to annoy Brian
Fri 02 Sep	10:52:24	Ciaran	Naomi	1	Services rendered
Sun 04 Sep	06:57:47	Ian	Mike	5
Sun 04 Sep	19:23:40	Jim	Ciaran	1	Happy holidays
Sun 04 Sep	19:24:15	Jim	Naomi	1	Deserves more oblongs than Brian, surely?
Sun 04 Sep	19:24:55	Jim	Naomi	3	Really deserves more oblongs than Brian.
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Sep	00:36:30	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Wed 07 Sep	09:03:54	Mike	Keith	1	Fish News
Thu 08 Sep	08:10:32	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 35
Sat 10 Sep	00:51:01	Corianderdog	BM	2	mushy peas
Sat 10 Sep	00:52:59	Corianderdog	Holly	3	just because
Sat 10 Sep	03:11:41	BM	Corianderdog	3	Cider moose
Sat 10 Sep	03:12:16	pooclub	BM	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 5
Sat 10 Sep	03:14:49	BM	Brian	1	Scraping by the Gypsies
Sat 10 Sep	10:06:28	Mike	Ciaran	4	Taking a holiday
Sat 10 Sep	10:17:34	Holly	Corianderdog	3	because
Sun 11 Sep	12:31:22	Ian	Jim	5	to put him above Mike on the table for now
Mon 12 Sep	00:06:34	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Sep	00:06:34	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 12 Sep	00:06:34	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Sep	00:06:34	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 12 Sep	00:06:34	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Sep	00:06:34	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Sep	00:06:34	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 12 Sep	00:06:34	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Sep	00:06:34	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Sep	03:49:02	BM	Corianderdog	4	Tactics
Mon 12 Sep	03:49:29	pooclub	BM	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 6
Mon 12 Sep	03:49:57	pooclub	BM	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 7
Mon 12 Sep	03:50:48	BM	Jim	1	neck and neck
Thu 15 Sep	08:14:47	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 49
Thu 15 Sep	16:31:41	pooclub	BM	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 8
Thu 15 Sep	16:32:07	pooclub	BM	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 37
Thu 15 Sep	16:34:47	BM	Mike	Fine -1	Pea prejudice
Thu 15 Sep	17:53:45	Mike	BM	Fine -1	BM, you LOLled on Faceshite 20 minutes ago. (I'm told)
Fri 16 Sep	07:33:15	Mike	Brian	1	To bring him up to 5 oblongs.
Fri 16 Sep	09:05:32	Mike	Naomi	1	Of course, silly me. The obvious answer is to give you an oblong for it.
Fri 16 Sep	17:19:19	Corianderdog	BM	5	Executive decision.
Sat 17 Sep	08:05:42	Ian	Brian	5
Sat 17 Sep	08:06:01	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 9
Sat 17 Sep	08:06:12	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 10
Sat 17 Sep	08:06:21	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 11
Sat 17 Sep	08:06:28	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 12
Sat 17 Sep	08:06:34	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 13
Sat 17 Sep	08:06:42	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 14
Sat 17 Sep	08:06:49	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 15
Sat 17 Sep	08:06:55	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 16
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:01	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 17
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:07	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 18
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:13	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 20
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:19	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 21
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:24	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 22
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:30	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 23
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:36	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 24
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:42	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 25
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:49	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 26
Sat 17 Sep	08:07:54	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 27
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:00	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 29
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:05	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 30
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:11	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 31
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:17	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 32
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:22	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 33
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:27	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 34
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:33	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 36
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:38	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 38
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:43	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 39
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:48	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 40
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:54	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 41
Sat 17 Sep	08:08:59	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 42
Sat 17 Sep	08:09:04	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 43
Sat 17 Sep	08:09:08	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 44
Sat 17 Sep	08:09:14	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 45
Sat 17 Sep	08:09:19	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 46
Sat 17 Sep	08:09:25	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 47
Sat 17 Sep	08:09:33	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 48
Sat 17 Sep	08:11:14	Ian	Ciaran	Fine -1
Sat 17 Sep	08:11:20	Ian	Ciaran	Fine -1
Sat 17 Sep	08:11:26	Ian	Ciaran	Fine -1
Sat 17 Sep	08:11:32	Ian	Ciaran	Fine -1
Sat 17 Sep	08:11:40	Ian	Ciaran	Fine -1
Sat 17 Sep	08:11:45	Ian	Ciaran	Fine -1
Sat 17 Sep	08:11:52	Ian	Ciaran	Fine -1
Sat 17 Sep	08:29:27	Mike	Ciaran	3	Compensation
Sun 18 Sep	16:31:54	Jim	Keith	5	Random generosity
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Ciaran	3	Corner Champion
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Corianderdog	2	Corner Runner Up
Mon 19 Sep	00:04:33	pooclub	Jim	1	Corner Third Place
Tue 20 Sep	09:04:59	Mike	Jim	1	Talking shite
Wed 21 Sep	08:39:44	Ciaran	Mike	1	Location location location
Wed 21 Sep	08:40:23	Ciaran	Mike	1	Annoying the git
Thu 22 Sep	00:33:23	pooclub	Mike	49	Oblottery jackpot (ball number 28)
Thu 22 Sep	19:03:22	Ian	Naomi	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Thu 22 Sep	19:03:38	Ian	Keith	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Thu 22 Sep	19:03:56	Ian		1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Thu 22 Sep	19:04:15	Ian	Holly	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Thu 22 Sep	19:04:45	Ian	Brian	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Fri 23 Sep	00:08:02	pooclub	Mike	1	Happy birthday!
Fri 23 Sep	05:13:24	BM	Naomi	5	The mag gag made me lmfao
Fri 23 Sep	08:29:47	Ciaran	Mike	1	Many returns
Fri 23 Sep	16:49:22	Corianderdog	Mike	5	Happy birthday.
Sat 24 Sep	16:11:50	Ciaran	Corianderdog	1	Lavishness
Sat 24 Sep	16:12:08	Ciaran	BM	1	Largeness
Sun 25 Sep	10:48:39	Mike	Ciaran	1	For giving me a birthday oblong
Sun 25 Sep	10:49:03	Mike	Corianderdog	3	For giving me lots of birthday oblongs
Sun 25 Sep	17:55:03	Holly	Mike	2	1 for your birthday, 1 cos I forgot
Sun 25 Sep	17:55:40	Holly	Ian	1	'cos no oblongs is no way to be apparently
Sun 25 Sep	18:25:46	Jim	Mike	1	Belated birthday present
Sun 25 Sep	18:26:04	Jim	Ian	1	Thanks for oblongs past
Sun 25 Sep	18:27:40	Jim	Naomi	3	Someone has to give Mike a run for the corner. Why not Naomi?
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Sep	00:10:46	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 26 Sep	04:19:18	BM	Brian	5	Cheer him up after rugby
Mon 26 Sep	08:11:31	Mike	Holly	1	For giving me a birthday oblong
Mon 26 Sep	08:11:48	Mike	Jim	1	For giving me a birthday oblong
Wed 28 Sep	14:10:05	Ciaran	Brian	1	Making me laugh thrice in a row
Wed 28 Sep	22:49:30	Ciaran	Corianderdog	1	Enigmacy
Thu 29 Sep	11:06:09	Mike	Ian	1	Winning the requi site quiz
Mon 03 Oct	00:03:28	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Oct	00:03:28	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Oct	00:03:28	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 03 Oct	00:03:28	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Oct	00:03:28	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Oct	00:03:28	pooclub	Ian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 03 Oct	00:03:28	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:03	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 1
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:07	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 2
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:10	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 3
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:14	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 4
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:18	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 5
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:20	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 6
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:24	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 7
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:27	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 8
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:30	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 9
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:33	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 10
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:36	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 11
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:39	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 12
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:42	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 13
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:46	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 14
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:49	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 15
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:52	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 16
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:55	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 17
Wed 05 Oct	15:04:58	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 18
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:01	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 19
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:04	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 20
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:07	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 21
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:10	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 22
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:13	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 23
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:17	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 24
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:20	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 25
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:23	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 26
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:25	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 27
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:28	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 28
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:31	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 29
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:34	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 30
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:37	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 31
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:40	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 32
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:43	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 33
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:46	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 34
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:49	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 35
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:52	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 36
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:55	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 37
Wed 05 Oct	15:05:58	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 38
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:01	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 39
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:04	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 40
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:07	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 41
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:10	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 42
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:14	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 43
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:16	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 44
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:20	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 45
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:23	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 46
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:25	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 47
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:28	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 48
Wed 05 Oct	15:06:31	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 49
Wed 05 Oct	18:05:53	Ian		1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Wed 05 Oct	18:06:11	Ian	Keith	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Wed 05 Oct	18:06:45	Ian	Naomi	1	because I can
Wed 05 Oct	18:07:30	Ian	Corianderdog	1	because I feel bad about the improper suggestion I made
Wed 05 Oct	18:07:54	Ian	Mike	1	for winning the lottery
Thu 06 Oct	00:26:38	pooclub	Mike	49	Oblottery jackpot (ball number 11)
Thu 06 Oct	01:40:53	Corianderdog	Ian	2	Improper suggestion.
Thu 06 Oct	12:29:22	Ciaran	Ian	1	cake for a 'star'
Thu 06 Oct	12:30:07	Ciaran		2	Getting there in the end
Fri 07 Oct	09:36:03	Keith	Mike	5	5 clues as it's Friday
Sat 08 Oct	09:59:01	Ciaran	Ian	2	Consistent cynical abuse of the generosity bonus
Sat 08 Oct	13:46:23	BM	Brian	5	To make him a number two
Sun 09 Oct	16:11:52	Mike	Keith	5	Cynical abuse of the generosity bonus
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub	Keith	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 10 Oct	00:05:56	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 10 Oct	18:29:38	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 1
Mon 10 Oct	18:29:44	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 2
Mon 10 Oct	18:29:47	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 3
Mon 10 Oct	18:29:49	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 4
Mon 10 Oct	18:29:52	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 5
Mon 10 Oct	18:29:54	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 6
Mon 10 Oct	18:29:57	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 7
Mon 10 Oct	18:30:00	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 8
Mon 10 Oct	18:30:04	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 9
Mon 10 Oct	18:30:07	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 10
Wed 12 Oct	14:38:35	Mike	BM	1	Dedication and thinking inside the box.
Wed 12 Oct	15:35:14	BM	Corianderdog	4	tactical voting
Wed 12 Oct	15:35:41	BM	Brian	1	tactical voting
Fri 14 Oct	15:20:12	Mike	Ciaran	1	A full day's pay
Fri 14 Oct	15:55:11	Mike	BM	1	Overtime
Sun 16 Oct	15:53:27	Ian	Holly	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Sun 16 Oct	15:54:19	Ian	Ciaran	4	Recognition of my cynical use of the generosity bonus
Sun 16 Oct	16:41:44	Mike	Holly	2	Whinging
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 17 Oct	00:08:25	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Fri 21 Oct	22:07:32	Ian	Mike	1	how about you approve my nomination for voty?
Fri 21 Oct	22:08:21	Ian	Jim	2	it must be nearly pooclub beer time again
Fri 21 Oct	22:08:40	Ian	Mike	2	it must be nearly pooclub beer time again
Fri 21 Oct	22:09:22	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 11
Fri 21 Oct	22:09:30	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 12
Fri 21 Oct	22:09:38	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 13
Fri 21 Oct	22:09:44	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 14
Fri 21 Oct	22:09:49	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 15
Fri 21 Oct	22:09:55	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 16
Fri 21 Oct	22:10:00	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 17
Fri 21 Oct	22:10:06	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 18
Fri 21 Oct	22:10:12	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 19
Fri 21 Oct	22:10:18	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 20
Sun 23 Oct	20:51:07	Mike	Ciaran	5	For simply demanding them.
Sun 23 Oct	21:25:02	Ciaran	Ian	1	Saying the expected thing
Sun 23 Oct	21:25:22	Ciaran	Ian	1	Buying the right ticket
Sun 23 Oct	21:26:06	Ciaran	Mike	2	Sympathy for not buying the right ticket
Sun 23 Oct	21:27:26	Ciaran	Jim	1	Continuing relentlessly at warp 8.9 despite Scotty's protests, yet again
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 24 Oct	00:09:20	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Sun 30 Oct	22:00:26	Ian		1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Sun 30 Oct	22:01:53	Ian		1	what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Sun 30 Oct	22:02:21	Ian	Jim	1	why is a raven like a writing desk?
Sun 30 Oct	22:03:06	Ian	Ciaran	1	why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
Sun 30 Oct	22:03:30	Ian	Keith	1	what do you call twins in prague?
Sun 30 Oct	22:05:36	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 21
Sun 30 Oct	22:05:43	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 22
Sun 30 Oct	22:05:49	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 23
Sun 30 Oct	23:05:11	Jim	Ian	5	Because no oblongs etc. etc.
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	Mike	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 31 Oct	00:07:41	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Thu 03 Nov	00:00:05	pooclub	Mike	23	Oblottery jackpot (ball number 3)
Fri 04 Nov	16:19:50	Corianderdog	BM	5	Early birthday oblongs.
Fri 04 Nov	19:32:06	Mike	Keith	5	Knowing his meat.
Sun 06 Nov	00:00:09	pooclub	BM	1	Happy birthday!
Sun 06 Nov	11:31:58	Holly	BM	2	Happy Birthday!
Sun 06 Nov	11:32:30	Holly	Corianderdog	2	Baby I'm a firework!
Sun 06 Nov	13:25:15	Ciaran	BM	5	Hawaii
Sun 06 Nov	16:04:08	Ian	Jim	1	for giving me oblongs recently
Sun 06 Nov	16:04:25	Ian	BM	1	happy birthday
Sun 06 Nov	16:04:52	Ian	Keith	1	a poultry reward for knowing your meat
Sun 06 Nov	16:05:11	Ian	Holly	1	because no oblongs is no way to be
Sun 06 Nov	16:07:23	Ian	Corianderdog	1	haven't given my canuck friend one for a while (an oblong, that is)
Sun 06 Nov	16:33:34	Holly	Ian	1	'cos he gave me one (an oblong that is)
Sun 06 Nov	20:54:35	Jim	Holly	5	Attempting Ian-related innuendo
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 07 Nov	00:08:44	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 07 Nov	08:25:58	BM	Holly	2	leapfrogging
Mon 07 Nov	08:26:26	BM	Brian	3	leapfrogging
Wed 09 Nov	14:00:05	Ciaran		1	Being noddy no-blongs
Wed 09 Nov	14:36:08	Mike	Brian	1	Well presented Ritz Cracker opinions
Wed 09 Nov	14:54:53	Mike	Ciaran	1	Giving Ian's rather tired "because no oblongs is no way to be" a much needed spruce up.
Fri 11 Nov	11:11:14	Ciaran	Naomi	1	Compensation for distress caused
Fri 11 Nov	11:14:00	pooclub	Ciaran	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 19
Fri 11 Nov	11:19:19	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 44
Fri 11 Nov	11:30:20	Keith	Naomi	3	Dont want to be accused of beeing a scrooge
Fri 11 Nov	11:31:37	Keith	Naomi	Fine -1	Getting rid of the blongs
Fri 11 Nov	11:33:04	Keith		1	1 oblong is no way to be
Sat 12 Nov	12:26:45	Mike	BM	1	Birthday oblong (I didn't have a spare oblong on his actual birthday)
Sat 12 Nov	12:27:09	Mike	BM	1	Golden Brown
Sat 12 Nov	12:28:04	Mike	Jim	1	Party invitation
Sun 13 Nov	19:33:53	Ciaran	Ian	2	Sponsorship in advance for next month's Muttonchopcember
Sun 13 Nov	19:34:37	Ciaran	Keith	1	Exporting a frozen oblong to czechzopolskilvania
Sun 13 Nov	21:50:05	Jim	Naomi	5	Parity with Brian
Sun 13 Nov	23:01:43	Ian		1	it's nearly midnight on Sunday so I haven't got time to mess about
Sun 13 Nov	23:02:05	Ian	Jim	1	it's nearly midnight on Sunday so I haven't got time to mess about
Sun 13 Nov	23:02:21	Ian	Holly	1	it's nearly midnight on Sunday so I haven't got time to mess about
Sun 13 Nov	23:02:40	Ian	Keith	1
Sun 13 Nov	23:02:58	Ian	Brian	1	it's nearly midnight on Sunday so I haven't got time to mess about
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 14 Nov	00:22:48	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Wed 16 Nov	00:09:56	pooclub	Jim	1	Happy birthday!
Wed 16 Nov	08:25:17	Mike	Jim	1	Happy birthday, Jim!
Wed 16 Nov	08:25:59	Mike	Jim	1	Here, have another one for being sensible enough to have your birthday early enough in the week to get some oblongs.
Wed 16 Nov	13:18:32	Holly	Jim	2	Happy Birthday!!
Wed 16 Nov	13:44:30	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 1
Wed 16 Nov	13:44:35	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 2
Wed 16 Nov	13:44:40	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 3
Wed 16 Nov	13:44:44	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 4
Wed 16 Nov	13:44:48	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 5
Wed 16 Nov	13:44:52	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 6
Wed 16 Nov	13:44:56	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 7
Wed 16 Nov	13:45:00	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 8
Wed 16 Nov	13:45:05	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 9
Wed 16 Nov	13:45:10	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 10
Wed 16 Nov	13:48:58	Ciaran	Jim	3	Many happy returns
Wed 16 Nov	15:34:49	pooclub	Naomi	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 28
Wed 16 Nov	15:36:02	Naomi	BM	1	Birthday treat
Wed 16 Nov	15:36:16	Naomi	Jim	1	Birthday treat
Wed 16 Nov	15:37:39	Naomi	Ian	1	Killing time waiting for my go.
Wed 16 Nov	15:38:46	Naomi	Mike	Fine -1	No decent prize for being an oblong Scrooge.
Wed 16 Nov	15:39:37	Naomi	Keith	1	Because I forgot to mention what he said on Freecycle ages ago.
Wed 16 Nov	15:41:36	Naomi	Brian	1	Because I've never given him one.
Wed 16 Nov	15:42:34	pooclub	Naomi	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 43
Wed 16 Nov	15:42:48	pooclub	Naomi	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 30
Wed 16 Nov	15:44:41	pooclub	Naomi	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 49
Wed 16 Nov	15:44:51	pooclub	Naomi	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 11
Wed 16 Nov	15:45:04	pooclub	Naomi	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 12
Wed 16 Nov	21:34:50	Ian	Jim	5	One per decade
Fri 18 Nov	15:23:35	Mike	Brian	1	Mong joke.
Fri 18 Nov	15:55:05	Ciaran	Mike	1	Having an overactive imagination
Fri 18 Nov	16:08:32	Ciaran	Jim	19	Humanity
Sun 20 Nov	16:56:52	Mike	Naomi	2	For buying oblottery tickets.
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub	Naomi	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 21 Nov	00:02:30	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Tue 22 Nov	18:54:40	Corianderdog	BM	5
Tue 22 Nov	19:02:25	BM	Corianderdog	5	one good turn deserves another
Tue 22 Nov	19:13:18	Mike		1	Because it's a lucky day.
Tue 22 Nov	19:14:35	Mike	Ciaran	1	Because he can't give more oblongs than what's in his bag anymore.
Thu 24 Nov	00:20:16	pooclub	Naomi	3	Happy k-day!
Thu 24 Nov	00:20:17	pooclub	Mike	18	Oblottery jackpot (ball number 6)
Thu 24 Nov	09:34:47	Mike	Naomi	1	Happy k-day, Naomi!
Thu 24 Nov	11:21:48	Jim	Naomi	3	Happy k-day
Thu 24 Nov	11:22:08	Jim	Ciaran	2	Arse
Thu 24 Nov	17:18:49	Holly	Naomi	3	Happy K-day!
Fri 25 Nov	00:00:26	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Happy birthday!
Fri 25 Nov	10:30:04	Mike	Ciaran	1	Here. Have a fucking birthday oblong then, you miserable old sod.
Fri 25 Nov	11:16:43	Holly	Ciaran	2	Happy Birthday!!
Fri 25 Nov	11:22:53	Naomi	Ciaran	2	Birthday oblongs
Fri 25 Nov	11:22:56	Keith	Mike	2	To make your century
Fri 25 Nov	11:23:31	Keith	Mike	2	To make your century
Fri 25 Nov	11:24:06	Naomi	Brian	1	Drinks
Fri 25 Nov	11:25:10	Keith	Naomi	1	Refreshed the page and the bloody thing gave Mike 4 instead of 2
Fri 25 Nov	11:25:54	Naomi	Corianderdog	1	Where is she?
Fri 25 Nov	11:26:30	Naomi	Mike	Fine -1	Fucking fixes
Fri 25 Nov	11:27:00	Naomi	Mike	1	Fucking fixes (I didn't have enough oblongs to fine you)
Fri 25 Nov	11:27:42	pooclub	Naomi	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 20
Sat 26 Nov	00:14:20	Ian	Ciaran	1	Happy birthday, Kitchen Boy
Sat 26 Nov	00:14:54	Ian	Naomi	1	Sorry I missed your K-day
Sat 26 Nov	00:15:52	Ian	Ciaran	1	Giving you an oblong instead of a thesaurus
Sat 26 Nov	00:16:18	Ian	Corianderdog	1	Are you still there?
Sat 26 Nov	00:17:00	Ian	Jim	1	for having 42 oblongs (though you won't now, obviously)
Sat 26 Nov	12:06:43	Mike	Naomi	1	For buying an oblottery ticket.
Sat 26 Nov	12:17:04	pooclub	Ciaran	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 19
Sat 26 Nov	12:17:52	Ciaran		5	For consistently rising above the whole oblong thing
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	Holly	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	Keith	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	Naomi	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Nov	00:00:55	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 28 Nov	11:23:19	Jim	Ciaran	3	Belated happy birthday
Thu 01 Dec	08:59:50	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 4
Thu 01 Dec	10:53:29	Mike	Ian	1	Because Movember appears to have robbed you of 2p.
Thu 01 Dec	14:46:35	Corianderdog	Ciaran	5
Sun 04 Dec	13:24:42	Mike	Naomi	4	Oliver's Army
Sun 04 Dec	22:30:09	Ian	Ciaran	5	If Coriander gives you 5, why shouldn't I?
Sun 04 Dec	22:30:33	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 1
Sun 04 Dec	22:30:45	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 8
Sun 04 Dec	22:31:02	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 27
Sun 04 Dec	22:39:46	Ciaran	Jim	3	Insert some kind of horse racing jargon here
Sun 04 Dec	22:40:15	Ciaran	Naomi	1	Oliver's Army
Sun 04 Dec	22:41:31	Ciaran	Ian	1	Congratualtions on reaching the end of Movember and being able to shave off that ridiculous moustache
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 05 Dec	00:01:07	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Sun 11 Dec	11:13:56	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 41
Sun 11 Dec	11:14:59	Mike	Naomi	5	I don't know why.
Sun 11 Dec	20:13:56	Jim	Naomi	5	I don't know why either
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	Ian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Dec	00:19:17	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 12 Dec	06:38:54	BM	Naomi	5	must be infectious
Mon 12 Dec	08:05:47	Brian	Naomi	5	It's almost Christmas
Mon 12 Dec	08:06:50	pooclub	Brian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 2
Mon 12 Dec	08:07:04	pooclub	Brian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 3
Mon 12 Dec	08:07:34	pooclub	Brian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 35
Mon 12 Dec	08:07:59	pooclub	Brian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 47
Mon 12 Dec	14:26:05	Corianderdog	Naomi	5
Thu 15 Dec	09:20:09	pooclub	Mike	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 31
Fri 16 Dec	15:14:51	Mike	Keith	5	Well, somebody's got to have them.
Sun 18 Dec	14:55:04	Ian	Jim	5	improve Jim's chance of coming in second place
Sun 18 Dec	14:55:32	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 9
Sun 18 Dec	14:55:47	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 16
Sun 18 Dec	14:56:02	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 25
Sun 18 Dec	14:56:13	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 36
Sun 18 Dec	14:56:40	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 49
Sun 18 Dec	14:56:51	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 48
Sun 18 Dec	14:57:01	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 46
Sun 18 Dec	14:57:11	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 45
Sun 18 Dec	14:57:20	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 44
Sun 18 Dec	14:57:33	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 43
Sun 18 Dec	14:57:45	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 42
Sun 18 Dec	14:57:57	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 40
Sun 18 Dec	14:58:09	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 34
Sun 18 Dec	21:36:26	Ciaran	Jim	4	Horsen for coursen
Sun 18 Dec	21:36:41	Ciaran	Ian	1	Oblottery consolation prize
Sun 18 Dec	23:32:37	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 24
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Brian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Jim	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Corianderdog	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	BM	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Brian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub		Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Keith	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Mike	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Naomi	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Mike	3	Corner Champion
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Jim	2	Corner Runner Up
Mon 19 Dec	00:00:08	pooclub	Ciaran	1	Corner Third Place
Tue 20 Dec	00:00:28	pooclub	Ciaran	3	Happy k-day!
Sat 24 Dec	10:01:49	Ian	Corianderdog	1	ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Sat 24 Dec	10:02:14	Ian	BM	1	ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Sat 24 Dec	10:02:32	Ian	Brian	1	ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Sat 24 Dec	10:02:49	Ian	Holly	1	ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Sat 24 Dec	10:03:18	Ian	Ciaran	1	celebration for your recent k-day
Sun 25 Dec	19:33:36	Jim	Ian	5	It's a busy day for Ian, I'm guessing
Mon 26 Dec	00:03:57	pooclub	Jim	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 26 Dec	00:03:57	pooclub	Corianderdog	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Dec	00:03:57	pooclub	BM	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Dec	00:03:57	pooclub	Brian	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Dec	00:03:57	pooclub	Holly	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Dec	00:03:57	pooclub	Ian	1	Generosity bonus
Mon 26 Dec	00:03:57	pooclub	Mike	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Dec	00:03:57	pooclub	Ciaran	Fine -1	Scrooge penalty
Mon 26 Dec	10:57:42	Ian	Jim	1	ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Mon 26 Dec	10:57:59	Ian	Mike	1	ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Mon 26 Dec	10:58:16	Ian		1	ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Mon 26 Dec	10:58:32	Ian	Keith	1	ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Mon 26 Dec	10:58:48	Ian	Naomi	1	ho ho ho Merry Christmas
Mon 26 Dec	10:59:26	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 39
Mon 26 Dec	10:59:42	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 38
Mon 26 Dec	10:59:55	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 37
Mon 26 Dec	11:00:06	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 33
Mon 26 Dec	11:00:18	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 32
Mon 26 Dec	11:00:47	pooclub	Ian	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 30
Wed 28 Dec	16:40:10	BM	Corianderdog	5	overseas aid
Thu 29 Dec	00:01:41	pooclub	Ciaran	32	Oblottery jackpot (ball number 19)
Sat 31 Dec	21:49:31	pooclub	Ciaran	-1	Bought oblottery ticket 19
Sat 31 Dec	21:50:07	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	Because no
Sat 31 Dec	21:50:17	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	oblongs is
Sat 31 Dec	21:50:27	Ciaran	Mike	Fine -1	the way to be
Sun 01 Jan	11:26:35	Mike	Ian	5	Because he really wants to be a Corner winner
Sun 01 Jan	23:38:57	Ciaran	Mike	3	One hand giveth, the other takeawayeth
Sun 01 Jan	23:39:22	Ciaran	BM	1	Twat of the year
Sun 01 Jan	23:39:37	Ciaran	Corianderdog	1	Twat of the year