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Caption Competition

Valerie Singleton

Caption Competition

Stefan:

Little Boy, "Hey miss, Is my wood wonderful?"

Brian:

Valerie: "I'd have to say that hardwood is better than softwood any day."

Girl on left: "Can we make a pan-handle as well, miss?"

Mike:

Valerie: "And keeping the hand firmly gripped on the shaft, rub the pole down to a smooth finish."

Girl on left: "Never mind the wood, miss. Look what Mr. Grimshaw's doing with his penis!"


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