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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 7584 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Sunday 02 May 2021 ------------------ The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- MALIBU (n.) The height by which the top of a wave exceeds the height to which you have rolled up your trousers. I Never Knew That ----------------- From 1526 to 1707, the first six Mogul emperors of India ruled in unbroken succession from father to son Poem Of The Day --------------- Over-Helpful Washroom Attendant (Mike) Please don't switch the taps on, Don't pass me the soap, Let me get the paper towel myself; It's all I hope. I don't want any perfume To spray upon my skin, And sure as fuck I won't put money In your begging tin. Why don't you just fuck right off And leave me well alone? I may be drunk but I can use A toilet on my own. I only want to take a piss And wash my hands and go. I do not need a cunt like you To make the water flow. Don't be nice and gracious, And do not call me sir, And please don't be so cheerful. What you do is quite absurd. Your job is crap and pointless, So don't pretend you're happy, And do not treat me like a babe That needs a change of nappy. Right, that's it. I'm done. I'm off. I'll leave you to your duty. I don't care how much you get In your tin of booty. Just in future don't involve me In your sad career. I'm fucking off back to the bar now For another beer.Sat 27 Apr 2024Splashback! Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub admin