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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 8601 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Tuesday 13 February 2024 ------------------------ The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- HEATON PUNCHARDON (n.) A violent argument which breaks out in the car on the way home from a party between a couple who have had to be polite to each other in company all evening. Poem Of The Day --------------- Lettuce (Kate) I like eating lettuce It's by far my favourite food I tried to eat tomatoes But they didn't taste as good I chewed a tasty serloin It just didn't hit the spot Oh I like eating lettuce Yes I like it quite a lot. There's something in the flavour Of a tasty lettuce leaf That lovely grassy texture Is sublime beyond belief The freshness of the meadows Is in every juicy crunch Oh God I just want lettuce For breakfast, tea and lunch. The moment that I place it On my moist and eager tongue It's like an angel singing Some sweet song that God once sung Like something almost holy Has stirred within in my soul And a million little fairy folk Dance round my salad bowl The heavens pour their glory Upon my hot house bliss And when I eat that curly stuff My cheeks the cherubs kiss My heart holds still for lettuce Oh please give it to me! Oh lettuce lettuce lettuce You're as lovely as can be! My God I want some lettuce I really really do I wish I had some lettuce On which to munch and chew Oh God I NEED some lettuce! Oh God I need it now! Some lovely curly lettuce On which to dine and chow Oh Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce! Oh please bring me some lettuce! Oh Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce please please please! Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God I want some lettuce! I'm begging you for lettuce on my knees! Grrr [snort] herumph I need... lettuce... Buh... buh... buh... eeenya-urk.... lettuce... Water... water...? Lettuce Oh God L.. L... L... Lettuce. juh... juh.. url... Ooof... Argh... nyuh. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminSat 27 Apr 2024