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Saturday 03 December 2016
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Anniversary of the invention of the telephone by Leonardo Da Vinci, 1612.  
It was not until Alexander Graham Bell invented the second telephone that the invention took off.  
Unfortunately when Alexander Graham Bell rang up Leonardo Da Vinci he found that he'd been dead for 300 years.


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The Meaning Of Liff
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NAUGATUCK (n.)
A plastic sachet containing shampoo, polyfilla, etc., which is impossible to open except by biting off the corners.

I Never Knew That
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The biggest hamburger that was served was 8,266 pounds. It was made at the Burger Fest in Seymour, Wisconsin




Poem Of The Day
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My Big Fat Arse
(Kate)

My Venezuelan Beaver Toast was slightly much too hot 
It smelt like fresh bananas with the consistency of snot 
It wasn't very luscious but it didn't see why not 
It looked just like a pheasant that was waiting to be shot 

Oh send me down to Satan's lair 
I have been bad, I belong there 
Oh tie me up and strip me bare 
I really really do not care 

My congealed balaclava smurf was sitting in the sun 
He suffered from a skin disease so he didn't have much fun 
He thought the beer was squiffy so he sheltered in his bum 
He kept on making handbags 'til his handbag days were done 

Oh haul me up and cuff me tight 
I am reborn, I've seen the light 
Oh fly me like a great big kite 
I am the Lord. I feel alright. 

My inate self-delusion is as furtive as can be 
It thinks it is much cleverer, much cleverer than me 
It tries to make me think that I am doing a degree 
When really I'm a dolphin which is looking for a knee 

Oh sing my song, Oh sing my song, 
I am so right I can't be wrong 
Oh give me money, fags and beans 
And fly me off to New Orleans. 

Sperm. 


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