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Friday 24 March 2017
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ANNIVERSARY, 1603
Act of Union between England and Scotland, since when England has been screwing Scotland on a pretty regular basis.


Today's Pope
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Mike

Lent day number: 21 - see http://pooclub.shite.org/pope

The Meaning Of Liff
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SOTTERLEY (n,)
Uncovered bit between two shops with awnings, which you have to cross when it's raining.

I Never Knew That
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The first subway system in America was built in Boston, Massachusetts in 1897.




Poem Of The Day
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Haddock
(Kate)

Haddock; haddock! 
Haddock 
Petulant strawberry ant-eater, special bargain, frozen bungle. 
Haddock 
With a well-trained eye-hopper, spaniel, Arsenal framp. 
Twing. Frippit. Frippit. Pengal. Womp. 
Noises on my Rolls Royce sweater - "Gosh! A begonia chair." 
Shrimps chime cordless mince piles 
Haddock. 

Dominant grey squirrels hit the windscreen noiselessly. 
Fighting temperately throughout hamsters, nonny nonny. 
Smith and Fromble sorting out leave textures at midnight. 
Haddock? 
Mealing wallabee says "fruity" 
Wobbly man 
Wobbly man 
Wobbly man 

Anchor 

Loft Mileage. 


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