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Monday 18 September 2017
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Festival Of Felatio


7 days to next Oblong Obliteration Day: Monday 25 September 2017
This is the last week of the current Corner of The Big Oblong.

The Meaning Of Liff
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BURWASH (n.)
The pleasurable cool sloosh of puddle water over the toes of your gumboots.

I Never Knew That
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The city of Chicago has the only post office in the world where you can drive your car through




Poem Of The Day
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When You're Thirty
(Steve)

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When you're thirty and it's floppy
And it's droopy and it's droppy
You drink tea that's very sugared
Because your sex life is totally buggered.
 
Your mind is set now on other things
Like monks' robes and bells that ring
That remind you of a higher place
Than screwing birds ('cos you can't) and getting off yer face!
 
Well, fast approaches that monastic time.
Bang!  There goes twenty nine!
Sex is for real men, but I don't want it - it's dirty.
Isn't it strange - The Buddha was enlightened at thirty?


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