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Wednesday 14 March 2018
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St. Agravar's Day
patron saint of devil worship and demonic invocation


Today's Pope
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Holly

Lent day number: 25 - see http://pooclub.shite.org/pope

The Meaning Of Liff
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JAWCRAIG (n. medical)
A massive facial spasm which is brought on by being told a really astounding piece of news. A mysterious attack of jawcraig affected 40,000 sheep in Whales in 1952.

I Never Knew That
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The most popular American city for Kool-Aid sales is St. Louis, Missouri




Poem Of The Day
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Ode On A Summer Morn
(Kate)

O' summer morn 
Keeping me warm, 
Shine your shiny sun 
Upon my pastey bum. 
Make me feel happy 
Like a poo in a nappy. 
I'll ride on my bike 
And chew on a pike. 

O' little bird 
Which flyeth upon the clouds 
And sits on cows, 
Take me to Aberystwyth. 
I know my apple is with 
A peach. 
Fly me to a beach. 
Spread your feathers, 
I'll put on my leathers. 

O' fruitful was the summer's morn 
When feathered peaches danced. 
Their tangerines beyond their means 
Were then the most advanced. 

So fruity fruity 
Fruity fruity 
Fruity fruity on. 

Jumbo sausage, 
Jumbo sausage, 
Drag. 


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