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Sunday 21 October 2018
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The Meaning Of Liff
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TODBER (n.)
One whose idea of a good time is to stand behind his front hedge and give surly nods to people he doesn't know.

I Never Knew That
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Soaking beans for twelve hours in water before they are cooked can reduce flatulence caused by beans




Poem Of The Day
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Chips
(Mike)

Chips!
Chips!
Lick your lips!
Get some dips
and swing your hips.
Forget about life's blips
And drips,
Just get a plate of chips!

When the winter snow, it nips,
And pierces like a thousand whips,
And devastating north wind rips,
Be heated with a plate of chips!

Oh, chips and chips
And chips and chips
Oh, heed my tips
And eat your chips.

No acid trips
Or pancake flips
Or sherry sips
Compare to chips.
On land or ships
Oh, get to grips
With potato strips.
They've got no pips.

My heart, it skips,
My memory slips,
My mind, it kips
And dreams of chips.

Chips.


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