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Saturday 01 December 2018
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It’s a new month and a new round of Poochoonz begins.  Will this month’s choonmeister please introduce the game here:
http://pooclub.pbwiki.com/Poochoonz

The Meaning Of Liff
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WIGAN (n.)
If, when talking to someone you know has only one leg, you're trying to treat them perfectly casually and normally, but find to your horror that your conversion is liberally studded with references to (a) Long John Silver, (b) Hopalong Cassidy, (c) The Hokey Cokey, (d) 'putting your foot in it', (e) 'the last leg of the UEFA competition', you are said to have committed a wigan. The word is derived from the fact that sub-editors at ITN used to manage to mention the name of either the town Wigan, or Lord Wigg, in every fourth script that Reginald Bosanquet was given to read.

I Never Knew That
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Initially golf balls were made out of wood. After that they were made out of leather which was stuffed with feathers




Poem Of The Day
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I Walked On Cake And Ether
(Kate)

I walked on cake and ether 
For a thousand years or more 
Each step was slow and sticky 
My feet were numb yet sore 
Between my toes the crumbs grew 
But the ether made them stumble 
Next time let me walk on coke 
And Sara Lee apple crumble. 


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