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Sunday 16 December 2018
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Arse Day

The Meaning Of Liff
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WYOMING (participial vb.)
Moving in hurried desperation from one cubicle to another in a public lavatory trying to find one which has a lock on the door, a seat on the bowl and no brown streaks on the seat.

I Never Knew That
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The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA




Poem Of The Day
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Lettuce
(Kate)

I like eating lettuce 
It's by far my favourite food 
I tried to eat tomatoes 
But they didn't taste as good 
I chewed a tasty serloin 
It just didn't hit the spot 
Oh I like eating lettuce 
Yes I like it quite a lot. 

There's something in the flavour 
Of a tasty lettuce leaf 
That lovely grassy texture 
Is sublime beyond belief 
The freshness of the meadows 
Is in every juicy crunch 
Oh God I just want lettuce 
For breakfast, tea and lunch. 

The moment that I place it 
On my moist and eager tongue 
It's like an angel singing 
Some sweet song that God once sung 
Like something almost holy 
Has stirred within in my soul 
And a million little fairy folk 
Dance round my salad bowl 

The heavens pour their glory 
Upon my hot house bliss 
And when I eat that curly stuff 
My cheeks the cherubs kiss 
My heart holds still for lettuce 
Oh please give it to me! 
Oh lettuce lettuce lettuce 
You're as lovely as can be! 

My God I want some lettuce 
I really really do 
I wish I had some lettuce 
On which to munch and chew 
Oh God I NEED some lettuce! 
Oh God I need it now! 
Some lovely curly lettuce 
On which to dine and chow 

Oh Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce! 
Oh please bring me some lettuce! 
Oh Lettuce Lettuce Lettuce please please please! 
Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God I want some lettuce! 
I'm begging you for lettuce on my knees! 

Grrr [snort] herumph I need... lettuce... 
Buh... buh... buh... eeenya-urk.... lettuce... 
Water... water...? Lettuce 
Oh God 
L.. 
L... 
L... 
Lettuce. 

juh... juh.. 

url... 

Ooof... 

Argh... 

nyuh. 


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