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Thursday 27 May 2021
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Waitigi Day, New Zealand
The most beautiful girl in the tribe is massaged with coconut oil, strapped to a sheep and ridden about by members of a local rugby club 'til the pubs open.

The Meaning Of Liff
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MUNDERFIELD (n.)
A meadow selected, whilst driving past, as being ideal for a picnic which, from a sitting position, turns out to be full of stubble, dust and cowpats, and almost impossible to enjoy yourself in.

I Never Knew That
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Men sweat more than women. This is because women can better regulate the amount of water they lose




Poem Of The Day
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Spam Poo
(Kate)

Oh fiddle de dee 
Oh fiddle de dum 
Please can you help me 
There's some Spam up my bum 
It gives me the shitters 
As it turns into fritters 
Can I interest you please sir in some? 

Oh fiddle de da 
Oh fiddle de doo 
It comes out in lumps 
When I go to the loo 
If you are hungry I'll give some to you 
Oh please won't you help me 
I've got the Spam-poo 

Spam poo is edible 
Spam poo is clean 
Spam poo is healthy 
It's perfectly lean 
Spam poo is wonderful 
Spam poo is fun 
Spam poo is nice 
It comes out of my bum 


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