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Wednesday 02 February 2022
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ANNIVERSARY:
Iranian scientists announced the discovery of a detergent which removes all traces of whiteness from women's clothing (1982).

The Meaning Of Liff
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BAUMBER (n.)
A fitted eleasticated bottom sheet which turns your mattress bananashaped.


Poem Of The Day
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Mince
(Kate)

When I am feeling pale and wan, like I might soon be dead,
When my legs have turned all wobbly and it’s spreading to my head,
I know I don’t need vegetables, tomatoes or a quince,
I need the healing powers of a meal that’s made from mince.

Some say eating green things is the way to stay alive,
But without my ground-up beef I just don’t think I could survive.
It’s affordable by all, if you’re a pauper or a prince.
Oh wonderful, delectable, delicious-tasting mince.

I couldn’t be a veggie, eating tofu every day.
I’d probably get violent if you took my meat away.
My hands would be all blood-stained and would merit a good rinse,
I’d be in jail, and all because you tried to nick my mince.

Yes some folk they will worship at the altar of a sprout,
But I won’t entertain those things, they’re vile, I spit them out.
They’re loathsome green carbuncles and their texture makes me wince.
Bugger them, they’re rancid, and I’m happy with my mince.


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