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Friday 30 December 2022
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National Mooning Day

The Meaning Of Liff
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PEORIA (n.)
The fear of peeling too few potatoes.


Poem Of The Day
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My Bits
(Kate)

My arse is like a daffodil, 
It smells as sweet as flowers. 
It feels a bit like petals, 
And it looks like Stephanie Powers. 

My cunt is like a tulip, 
Its sweetness hard to place. 
You would like it in your garden, 
Or even on your face. 
(And no. 
It doesn't smell of plaice.) 

My finger is a useful thing, 
I can stick it up or down. 
But if I stick it up my arse, 
It goes brown. 

My tongue is hot and sticky, 
And long as long can be. 
I'll put it somewhere icky, 
Until you want to wee. 

I have some cotton panties 
That once were white as snow, 
But then I had a period 
And now they're reddish brown. 

Oh, how I love my brassiere, 
It keeps my breasts so bright, 
And stops them jumping up and down, 
And blocking out the light. 

Oh, how I love my bra, 
It's functional but pretty. 
If it wasn't for my lovely bra 
My tits would be all shitty. 

My cleft is like a valley 
In a far-away Welsh town, 
Except it's a bit smaller 
And more brown. 

I like going down the pub 
And drinking lots of tipples, 
But mainly I stay home and put 
Clothes pegs on my nipples. 

(.) (.) 


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