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Friday 28 March 2025
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St. Neot's Day
St. Neot (after whom the town in Huntingdonshire was named) was a dwarf 
who was made a saint for the miracle he performed, which was that of 
bringing back to life two fried fish which someone had thrown down a well.


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Today's Pope
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Joel

Lent day number: 21 - see http://pooclub.shite.org/pope

The Meaning Of Liff
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CLABBY (adj.)
A 'clabby' conversation is one stuck up by a commissionare or cleaning lady in order to avoid any further actual work. The opening gambit is usually designed to provoke the maximum confusion, and therefore the longest possible clabby conversation. It is vitally important to learn the correct, or 'clixby' (q.v.), responses to a clabby gambit, and not to get trapped by a 'ditherington' (q.v.). For instance, if confronted with a clabby gambit such as 'Oh, Mr Smith, I didn't know you'd had your leg off', the ditherington response is 'I haven't....' whereas the clixby is 'good.'


Poem Of The Day
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Spam Poo
(Kate)

Oh fiddle de dee 
Oh fiddle de dum 
Please can you help me 
There's some Spam up my bum 
It gives me the shitters 
As it turns into fritters 
Can I interest you please sir in some? 

Oh fiddle de da 
Oh fiddle de doo 
It comes out in lumps 
When I go to the loo 
If you are hungry I'll give some to you 
Oh please won't you help me 
I've got the Spam-poo 

Spam poo is edible 
Spam poo is clean 
Spam poo is healthy 
It's perfectly lean 
Spam poo is wonderful 
Spam poo is fun 
Spam poo is nice 
It comes out of my bum 


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