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Thursday 20 November 2025
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Sludge Day

The Meaning Of Liff
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MOFFAT (n. tailoring term)
That part of your coat which is designed to be sat on by the person next of you on the bus.


Poem Of The Day
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Someone At My Door
(Kate)

There's someone at my door!
I think I shall ignore,
Their knocking 'til they're through, 
Yes that is what I'll do.

There's someone at my door!
It could be a foul whore!
Riddled with foul sin,
I SHALL not let her in.

There's someone at my door!
One person, maybe more!
Their knock goes on and on,
I'll be happy when they're gone.

There's someone at my door!
Perhaps it's plague or war!
A sadness come to stay,
When will it go away?

There's someone at my door!
I'm starting now to bore,
Perhaps I'll go downstairs,
And catch them unawares.

There's someone at my door!
I pad accross the floor,
My heart beats loud and fast,
Soon I will know at last!

There's someone at my door!
Soon I will know for sure,
I turn my rusty key,
Oh just who can it be?

There's someone at my door!
They knock and knock no more,
The bastards must have gone,
I must have took too long.

There's no-one at my door!
They've gone, so ends my chore,
Back upstairs I'll be going,
To finish off my poem.


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